2455: Not-So-Super Max

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I finally got around to finishing the last episode of Life is Strange yesterday. My final feelings about the whole thing were… overall positive, but a little mixed in a number of areas. Personally speaking, I didn't feel it was the utter masterpiece most critics made it out to be; in fact, there were a number of aspects in the final episode that I found fundamentally unsatisfying and downright awkward. More on those in a moment; let's talk more generally.

SIGNIFICANT SPOILERS FOR LIFE IS STRANGE AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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2454: Spooks and Spectres

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I finally got around to starting the Blackwell miniseries of adventure games this evening. These are some games that I've had in my GOG.com library for quite a while now, but have never gotten around to playing before.

So far as I'm concerned, the Blackwell games have a good pedigree, as they come from Dave Gilbert's Wadjet Eye Games, who produced the subject of the very first Squadron of Shame SquadCastThe Shivah. While The Shivah was a little lacking in production values (as, too, is Blackwell — at least, its first episode is, anyway; I can't yet speak for the subsequent ones) it told an interesting story and was a good adventure game to boot.

The Blackwell series centres around protagonist Rosangela Blackwell, last of her family line. Both her aunt and her grandmother succumbed to a mysterious mental illness, and Rosa discovers that she may be at risk too. What the psychiatrists didn't know, however, is that the Blackwell family has a legacy: a ghost named Joey, who has been stuck in between this life and the next for the last forty years, and who has found himself "attached" to each generation of Blackwell women to fulfil some sort of greater purpose. Rosa is the latest to discover the existence of Joey, and is determined to get to the bottom of who he is and why he has been haunting her family.

The Blackwell Legacy, the first installment in the series, is largely concerned with establishing the characters and the setting. Joey isn't present until a good halfway through the storyline; prior to that, we simply see life through Rosa's eyes as she learns what little there is to know of her family's mysterious apparent mental illness. Once Joey shows up, however, the story becomes much more supernatural in nature: he and Rosa team up to help restless spirits move on to the next world.

The Blackwell Legacy opens with Rosa investigating the suicide of an NYU student. It gradually comes to light that she and two of her friends had been meddling in the occult — did these people not pay any attention to horror movies? — and consequently, two out of the group of three had ended up dead. The girl Rosa was originally sent to investigate passed on with no regrets, it seems, but one of her friends finds herself stuck between realities, unable to accept that she is dead, while the third attempted suicide and failed, ending up in the same psychiatric hospital where Rosa's aunt spent her twilight years.

The story strikes a good balance between "real world" investigation and the supernatural; in order to help the restless spirit move on, Rosa has to research the people involved and what they were up to. The game features a cool "clues" system where Rosa makes notes of important people, places and things in her notebook, and these can then all be brought up as topics of conversation when questioning witnesses. There's also an Ace Attorney Investigations-style system whereby Rosa can "connect" pairs of these clues to produce a third clue based on her conclusion, and indeed most of the puzzles in the game revolve around doing this, then asking someone about it.

The Blackwell Legacy was a short but enjoyable adventure that I enjoyed a lot — it certainly made me curious to see where the story goes in its subsequent installments. Its low-res pixel art with jerky scrolling brings to mind the old LucasArts games, it had some good, atmospheric music throughout and the voice acting was decent — albeit done with poor equipment and software, a criticism which could also be levelled at The Shivah. Joey is particularly prone to shouting into the mic and performing with particularly plosive plosives, for example, while other voiceovers have a great deal of background noise, presumably as a result of boosting quieter voices up in volume a bit too much.

The game was also a bit prone to crashing to desktop — I'm not sure what it is about adventure games that make them some of the most crashy games on the planet, but I swear, of all the games that have crashed on my PC in the last few years, most of them have been adventure games — but fortunately there's an autosave system that prevents losing too much progress.

Overall, I enjoyed The Blackwell Legacy a lot and I'm looking forward to playing its sequels. If you're a fan of classic late '90s-era point-and-clickers, you could do far worse than check it out.

2451: GTA Online: Simultaneously Amazing and Shit

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There are few things in this world that are simultaneously quite as amazing and quite as shit as Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto Online.

Every few months, I boot it up to see what's been added, and there's always been some pretty significant new content bolted on for free since I last tried. I get excited to try it, maybe even actually get to try it… and then before long I remember why I'm not playing Grand Theft Auto Online all day every day.

The most recent additions to the game — or new to me, anyway — are the Stunt races and the Motorcycle Clubs. The former provides a series of TrackMania-esque building blocks for track designers to construct physically improbable/impossible tracks using the game world as a backdrop, while the latter offers a new means of progression for small groups of up to eight players.

I haven't yet raised enough money to purchase a hideout for a Motorcycle Club yet, which is why I was doing the Stunt Races — conveniently, there's a trigger point for one right outside my in-game apartment. And I've been having an absolute blast participating in these races, which make the best of Grand Theft Auto's exaggerated vehicle physics with lots of jumps, switchbacks, corkscrews and all manner of other funtimes — plus, of course, the inevitable playing dirty that tends to come with the territory.

This was all absolutely great until the "host" of the session either went away from their keyboard or crashed, leaving their game logged in but not responding. Not only did this mean that we had to wait a long time between every event because the host wasn't there to manually press the "start event" button, but it also meant that at the end of one session in particular, everyone was left stuck as the results screen with no means of leaving the event or quitting back to the free-roaming mode short of completely quitting the game altogether then logging back in again. And with Grand Theft Auto V's astronomical initial load time, this is not a particularly appealing prospect.

I've run into this problem before, and I'm surprised it hasn't been fixed. Actually, no I'm not, because Grand Theft Auto Online is still missing a variety of features that a lot of other online games have had for a very long time.

Chief among the missing features is a "party" system whereby you and other players can form a group that sticks together, regardless of whether you're doing events or free-roam stuff. The game does keep people from the same event together if they vote to continue on to a new map, but if anyone chooses to exit to free-roam mode, they're immediately separated from all of the people they were just playing with.

Couple this with the fact that setting up a "friends only" game is a faff and a half, involving booting up Grand Theft Auto V's single-player game, then entering Grand Theft Auto Online from there — there's no means of starting a "friends only" session once you're already in Grand Theft Auto Online — and you have an online experience that is a real mess, particularly if you want to play with friends. And for those who think what I just described isn't a particular faff, you obviously haven't endured GTAV's load times.

It's kind of baffling how these features simply haven't been added to the game since it was launched, because I can't be the only one keenly feeling their absence. And it's frustrating, because the activities on offer in Grand Theft Auto Online are many, varied and a whole lot of fun. It's just such a monumental pain to get it working properly that I often give up out of sheer exasperation rather than wanting to stick with it.

GTA Online should be an absolute masterpiece. And it has the potential to be just that. But short of a fundamental revamp of how the whole online functionality works, it's doomed to remain an admirably fun and varied, yet ultimately frustrating and irritating experience that, for my money at least, often ends up feeling like more trouble than it's worth.

2445: The Best Music of Final Fantasy XIV

Since I appear to be on a Final Fantasy XIV roll at the moment thanks to the excellent new patch, I thought I'd devote today to some of my favourite tunes from the game as a whole.

I respond very strongly to music that I enjoy — so much so that any time I think about hanging up my Eorzean adventurer's shoes for good, it's pretty much always the music that gets me coming back time after time. Or, if it's not the only reason, then it's certainly a leading reason as to why I keep coming back.

So let's look at some great tracks from the game.

"Patch 3.4 boss theme"

I don't know if anyone knows the actual name for this theme yet, but it's an excellent one. It seemingly became tradition with A Realm Reborn that the last couple of patches in a cycle would use different boss music from the ones we had been enjoying previously, and Heavensward is continuing — or, perhaps more accurately, confirming — this tradition.

This boss theme mixes two important themes from the game as a whole: Heroes, which we'll come to in a moment, and Penitus, which we'll also come to in a moment. To put it another way, it mashes together one of the most recognisable musical motifs from Heavensward with one of the most recognisable musical motifs from A Realm Reborn to produce a track that very much feels like a "reward" for people who have at least been playing since 2.0.

Heroes

This theme, played during vanilla Heavensward's final boss fight against King Thordan and Knights of the Round, brought the already exciting story of FFXIV's first expansion to a climactic head. While the fight was a bit easy even when it first launched, people still enjoy running it today just to enjoy this music and the spectacular graphical effects throughout the battle.

Penitus

I was already thoroughly wrapped around this game's little finger by the time I got to level 50 and was faced with the two 8-player story dungeons that wrap up vanilla A Realm Reborn's storyline, but getting into Praetorium and hearing this wonderful piece of music — snatches of which had been heard in a variety of different styles right the way through from level 1 all the way to 50 — got me absolutely hyped to see the story through to the end.

Ultima

And then the game goes and throws this incredible track on you for the Absolutely Definitely Last Boss, Yessirree (Not). I'll let this one speak for itself.

Thunderer

Ultima is followed by this little wonder featuring one of the best key changes ever. Sadly the first time you hear it, it doesn't last anywhere near long enough because everyone absolutely obliterates the Real Final Boss, Definitely Totally For Real This Time in a matter of seconds these days.

Thankfully, Square Enix clearly knew they were on to a good thing with Thunderer, as it was reused in a couple of places — most notably in the Chrysalis trial which was added in one of the content patches, and, for many people, its most iconic appearance in Turn 5 of the Binding Coil of Bahamut, in which you fought the dread dragon Twintania, and which in the game's vanilla release acted as the "true" final boss. (Of course, this later all changed with Second and Final Coil, but still.)

Footsteps in the Snow

Shiva was one of my favourite Trials to be added to the game almost entirely because of this excellent piece of music that opened the fight and ran until the phase change. This music was first heard in the trailer for patch 2.4Dreams of Ice, and got everyone well and truly hyped.

From the Ashes

Raid dungeon The Final Coil of Bahamut was, for many players, a highlight of the game due to its fascinating story — which, unlike the narrative of A Realm Reborn itself, which span off in a different direction, followed up on how Final Fantasy XIV 1.0 ended. Turn 12, the penultimate turn, is often cited as a particular favourite by many players simply due to this unique music, which was a highly dramatic, spine-tingling take on A Realm Reborn's main theme song Answers. The whole of The Binding Coil of Bahamut had featured music based on Answers, and this track felt like it was bringing everything to a dramatic conclusion.

Answers

And, having mentioned Turn 12, it would be remiss of me not to mention the way Answers was used in Turn 13, the absolutely definitely positively totally final boss of the game, or at least of the raids. I present it here in context, including battle sound effects, to show how it is used in the fight itself. The incredible crescendo during Teraflare is made of goosebumps.

I'm yet to do the new Alexander raid — my item level isn't quite high enough yet — but I understand the grand finale is suitably spectacular. T13 is going to take some topping, though.

2444: Wondrous Tails and the Accursed Hoard

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Spent a bit more time with the non-story aspects of FFXIV's 3.4 patch Soul Surrender today, so here's a few thoughts with that in mind.

First up, I finished my first Wondrous Tails journal, albeit rather poorly, so I have a good handle of what that's all about now.

Wondrous Tails is a new weekly quest where you acquire a journal from the adorable young Miqo'te Khloe Aliapoh. Khloe wants to hear all about your adventures, so you agree to help her out by filling in her journal with tales of some of your exploits. You are then presented with 16 different challenges for the week, nine of which you need to clear to complete the journal.

On the opposite page to the challenges you are to face is a 4×4 grid of blank spaces for stickers. You acquire these stickers by completing the challenges — one per challenge, though you don't get to choose which sticker you get. Fill a line in the journal and there's a reward separate from the one for completing 9 challenges. Fill two lines and there's another reward. Fill three and there's another still. These rewards are significant, at higher tiers consisting of Allagan Tomestones of Scripture, the current "top end" endgame currency, and even item level 250 armour which, while not the best in the game at the moment, is certainly pretty good.

They are not, however, easy to accomplish, as I've discovered this week. It's not completely random chance as to whether or not you fill some lines — by helping new players complete duties for the first time, you earn "Second Chance" points, which can be used in one of two ways: firstly, to mark a completed challenge as incomplete while marking an incomplete one as complete. This effectively allows you to do something again while removing the need to do something you don't want to do. You can choose the complete challenge to make incomplete, but not the incomplete challenge to make complete. Alternatively, you can spend two Second Chance points to shuffle the entire board of seals (including the ones you've already placed) in the hope that you will get a more advantageous arrangement. In order to make three lines with nine seals, you need their placement to be absolutely perfect — a horizontal, a vertical and a diagonal. As such, it's a bit of a gamble that you can't necessarily rely on.

I gambled and failed, ending up with no lines at all by the time I had nine seals — you can only use the shuffle option when you have between three and seven seals, so you can't just shuffle a completed board around. Still, I at least got the reward for completing the journal for the week, which is meaningful in itself, and there's always next week to try again.

Next up, I jumped in to the randomly generated Palace of the Dead in an attempt to finish my Aetherpool weapon and get something to take the place of my outdated i210 Anima weapon until I can finish the upgrade process. New to Palace of the Dead in this patch is the addition of the Accursed Hoard, a series of hidden treasures that can only be located by using Pomanders of Intuition, which last until you unearth a piece of the Accursed Hoard. Your party banks the pieces of the Hoard until you complete the tier of the Palace that you're on, and like everything else, if you party wipes you lose them.

Assuming you successfully completed a tier, each piece of the Hoard the party acquired will reward you with a sealed sack which must be taken to a new NPC in Quarrymill to appraise. There then follows a gacha-style appraisal sequence, during which you can anticipate how good the item you're about to get is via the animation that plays (or not!) during the appraisal sequence. There are some decent items available through this system — in my first batch of three sacks, I got a paissa minion, the expensive Thavnairian Bustier top and a firework. In the seven other sacks I acquired throughout the evening, I got more fireworks. It seems fireworks are the default "normal" draw, at least from the common bronze sacks, but there seems to be an above-zero chance of getting rare items from this, too, making Palace of the Dead a worthwhile activity for reasons other than acquiring the weapon.

There's obviously a lot of RNG in both of these systems that I've described, and some people don't like that, preferring a predictable goal that you can take aim for and always see your progress towards. Final Fantasy XIV has always been heavily RNG-driven, however, and so these two systems, while having the potential for enormous frustration, are firmly in keeping with what we've come to expect from the game to date!

2442: Planning for Patch Day

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It's Patch 3.4 for Final Fantasy XIV tomorrow, so naturally any players of the game have been poring over the patch notes, which were released in their entirety today.

Different people have different priorities when it comes to MMO patches. Here's what I intend to get up to:

Main scenario

Whenever a new patch comes out, I always do the main scenario quests first, because these usually 1) unlock at least some of the new content and 2) mean that I can't be hit with inadvertent spoilers from loose lips.

In the case of Patch 3.4, it's an exciting time for the game, since we not only get to find out a bit more about the mysterious "Warrior of Darkness" — seemingly our dark counterparts, and possibly even something to do with the character used in all the game's CG cutscenes — but we also start the run-up to the next expansion, which is set to be revealed in the not too distant future.

The smart money is on us finally heading to Ala Mhigo in the next expansion, as it's a place that has been frequently referenced in the game lore, and which is of particular importance to Raubahn, who has been a major character in the entire storyline so far. Our visit to the Ixali region of Xelphatol in 3.4 would seem to indicate our overall "journey" heading in that direction, too, but ultimately the truth remains to be seen.

Dungeons

Since I'm probably going to romp through the main scenario stuff first, I'll probably complete Xelphatol first, with The Great Gubal Library (Hard) coming afterwards, since it's just a sidequest.

I enjoy Final Fantasy XIV's dungeons, but they're always a bit too easy for my liking. This is almost certainly deliberate, as a means to make them friendly to casual players rather than hardcore raiders, but it would be nice to have some new dungeons that the majority of the playerbase don't vastly outgear the moment they step inside.

At least if nothing else the new dungeons will provide some gear to help people "catch up" to the cutting-edge item level, and dungeon boss fights are always memorable experiences. I can't honestly say I'm hugely excited about either of the dungeons coming up in this patch, but I will reserve judgement until I see them for myself!

Sophia, the Goddess

A new Trial is always enjoyable, because although they're just single boss fights, they tend to be absolutely spectacular, with some of the best music and graphical effects in the game. The preview footage for the battle with Sophia looks to be no exception to this; hopefully it won't become another Sephirot, where people moan and complain every time it comes up in Trials roulette mere days after it being released. (I actually quite liked the Sephirot fight!)

Alexander

I've been underwhelmed by Alexander throughout the 3.x patch cycle, but then, I wasn't anticipating it to be particularly up my alley from the moment it was first announced. I'm not a big fan of steampunk and the comic relief that the Goblins generally provide in Final Fantasy XIV doesn't lend itself well to the sort of epic conflict that raids, for me, need to be truly exciting. Also the music in Alexander up until now is awful (although admittedly in keeping with the Goblin theme) and I hope to God we at least get some suitably epic music for the final battle.

All that said, I'm particularly interested to see how the Alexander cycle ends. We were promised some sort of interesting encounter involving time manipulation, so I'm very interested to see where that goes. Beyond that, I hope the team have learned some valuable lessons from Alexander's development and the lukewarm to poor reception it has had from the player base.

Squadrons

This content caught my eye when it was first announced, and it's probably going to be little more than glorified Retainer Ventures — i.e. wind up a minion, send them on their way to do something off-screen for 18 hours, then check the results when they get back — but I like the idea, nonetheless, plus there's potential for it to be expanded in the future. In fact, the developers have specifically said they'd like to make it so that players' Squadron members can be taken into dungeons, so that will immediately make this stuff worthwhile.

Wondrous Tails

I'm intrigued by this: a randomly selected series of weekly objectives with some significant rewards on offer for completing them. What I'm most interested in is exactly what content is going to be involved with this. Are we going to see something that expects us to do Extreme difficulty trials and The Binding Coil of Bahamut at its original difficulty level? (Or, at least, not unsynced with level 60 gear and stats)?

Mechanically speaking, Wondrous Tails sounds like a way to make old content relevant again, something which has historically been accomplished with the Relic weapon quests. Wondrous Tails is divorced from all other aspects of progression, however, so it can be tackled alongside whatever route you want to go with, be it raiding, Relic or a combination thereof.

Palace of the Dead

I like Palace of the Dead a lot, and it's getting some tweaks in 3.4, the exact details of which haven't been given. What I'm most looking forward to is it being extended to the full 200 floors in patch 3.45, with floor 100 being the end of its "story mode" and floors 101-200 being effectively a "hard mode". Palace of the Dead already offers some worthwhile rewards in the form of weapons; I'm interested to see what the deeper floors will offer.

Apartments

Since they're set to sell for just 500,000 gil, I'll likely finally get my own piece of personal housing in the form of an apartment. It's a pity you can't do gardening in them, since gardening is one of the key benefits of having either a personal or a Free Company house, but I'll enjoy having a space to call my own that I can fiddle around with and decorate.

The onward grind

I'm making decent progress on my Dark Knight Anima weapon, and will continue to do this throughout 3.4; hopefully the new additions to the game will make this process more varied and interesting.

Beyond that, I've been levelling White Mage and enjoying it, so I might try my hand at a bit more healing than I have been doing in the past, though naturally gearing WHM up will have to be balanced with gearing DRK, which is still my main.

Overall, I'm really interested to see where 3.4 takes the game, and especially interested to hear the first details of the new expansion when they finally arrive. Hopefully it won't be too much of a tease when it's revealed!

2441: That Racing Game I Always Wanted

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The more I play The Crew, the more I like it, and the more I'm surprised that it only got middling reviews which, consequently, led to it being one of Ubisoft's lesser-known, less popular games. (Actually, I'm not at all surprised about middling reviews, because we all know how (in)accurate reviews are these days, and how meaningless scores are.)

Fortunately, Ubisoft doesn't appear to have taken these middling reviews to heart and neither does the player base, as there always seem to be plenty of people online when I boot up The Crew, and its second expansion Calling All Units is due to hit in November.

The Crew is pretty much everything I've come to want from a racing game over the years, and very few games have successfully provided for these wants so comprehensively. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that The Crew is probably the only racing game I've played that ticks pretty much every single one of the boxes in my imaginary checklist for my "dream racing game".

First up, let's talk about the open world. I've been fascinated with the idea of open world driving games ever since I played Test Drive II on the Atari ST and wished that I could go off the predefined routes to explore. I never got to play it, but I was particularly enamoured with the idea of Test Drive III's move to open environments, as primitive as they were with their early untextured 3D polygons. Then open world racing games actually became a thing with the Midnight Club and Need for Speed Underground series — the latter of which set in place a formula for the series that it hasn't deviated from ever since.

The Club takes the concept of an open world racing game to an extreme level, offering a world that represents the entire United States. Unlike a full-on simulator, this depiction isn't entirely true to life and is scaled down somewhat — you can drive from Key West to Miami in two minutes — but this makes sense for the purposes of fun. Real driving isn't fun, largely because it still takes a very long time to get anywhere; video game driving, however, needs to be fun to keep people interested, and to this end The Crew provides an open world that is manageable in size but packed with enough hidden bits and pieces to make it well worth exploring rather than just proceeding from mission to mission.

The best thing about The Crew's use of a miniaturised United States as its open-world setting is that it allows for a hugely diverse landscape. There's the wasteland of Arizona. There's the swampland of the Deep South. There's the twisting, turning, tree-clad mountain roads of the central mountain states. And, of course, there are the various cities, each of which have numerous landmarks present and correct. It's a delight to drive around and a pleasure to explore in search of data uplinks and hidden car parts.

So open-world driving is one box that The Crew ticks. What else do I want from a racing game? Well, as much as I've tried to enjoy the Gran Turismos and Forza Motorsports over the years, I came to the conclusion a while back that I'm just not a driving sim kinda guy. My taste lies with arcade-style handling a la Ridge Racer, in which it's possible to slide sideways around a corner with just a hint of a tap on the brakes.

The Crew very much delivers in this department, and with some variety, too. Each car you get in the game can be specced out with different "classes" ranging from full stock (the basic model, no modifications) through "street" (tuned for street racing), "dirt" (more suited for rallying), "perf" (high-performance, particularly suited for street and circuit racing) and "raid" (super-strong and eminently suitable for complete offroading). Each of these specs feels very different to drive, too. The perf spec cars are fast and can pull off some impressive drifts, but don't get much air if you fly off a jump and do not do at all well if you leave the tarmac. The raid cars sit high off the ground but provide an enjoyably bumpy ride as you ignore all the roads on the map and just leap over hills at every opportunity. The dirt cars get convincingly filthy and throw up dust clouds as you power them around unpaved roads, sliding sideways around corners like a pro.

It's not at all realistic, in other words, but at no point is it trying to be. It wants to be fun, and by God it succeeds at that. I love driving in The Crew. It's just fun to drive around the map, even without a mission. Throw in the fact that the missions are accompanied by dialogue and dramatic, cinematic-style music and you have an absolutely thrilling game.

Which brings us on to the story aspect. The Crew's storyline is cheesy and stupid, just like The Fast and the Furious, but it's entertaining and does its job. It has some good characters including some loathsome villains, and the protagonist (played by the ever-popular Troy Baker) does a good job of deadpanning his way through some genuinely amusing lines.

I've been hungry for a "driving game with a plot" ever since I learned of the existence of Racing Lagoon on the PS1, and endured the subsequent disappointment that it never got localised. (I understand that it was supposedly not that good in the first place, but I would have liked the opportunity to judge for myself.) Various games over the years have toyed with adding a plot — most notably EA's Need for Speed series — but they always seem incredibly half-hearted, all but abandoning any attempt at storytelling once the game gets going.

The Crew is different, though. It keeps its plot flowing at a good pace, and you feel like you're taking part in a Fast and Furious movie. As I say, it's dumb and stupid, but it's good dumb and stupid — the sort of summer blockbuster fare that would get you munching on your popcorn as if your life depended on it. It draws you in and makes you interested, and rewards progress through the game with satisfying (and impressively realistic) cutscenes.

Finally, there's the "RPG" aspect of the game. The one thing I always liked about Forza Motorsport and Gran Turismo was the part where you earned money and bolted bits on to your car to make it better. Where that part fell down for me was in the tuning aspect, where the game expected you to understand how cars worked in order to fine-tune all the settings to their optimal levels. Fine for true petrolheads; less good for people like me who just want to power around a course and feel cool while doing it.

The Crew adopts an almost Diablo-esque loot system in which every event you complete in the game, big or small, rewards you with a part that you can either stock or equip on the car you're currently driving. Parts come in bronze, silver and gold variants, with the gold versions naturally being considerably better than the bronze.

You don't need to know what a "differential" is in order to enjoy this system, though, much as you don't need to know exactly what the purpose of each piece of armour is in a loot-whoring RPG. Instead, each part simply affects one of your car's core performance stats — acceleration, top speed, braking and grip — and contributes to an overall "level" for the car. The higher your car's level, the better it is — and you can leave it at that if you so desire, or you can further customise and specialise your car by mixing and matching parts in order to emphasise a particular stat if you so desire. It's a simple but effective system that allows even non-mechanically minded people to enjoy a feeling of progress and advancement without ever having to touch a gear ratio menu.

The Crew is marketed as an MMO but I must confess I haven't dipped my toes into the multiplayer at all as yet. The story is enjoyable enough in single player — and feels like it's been designed with single player in mind, with the possible exception of the "takedown" events, which would doubtless be much easier with four people — but it looks as if there will be more than enough things left to do in multiplayer once you reach the end of the story. It has its own "endgame", if you will, which I can't comment on with any authority just yet, but I'm interested to explore, particularly the "Summit" events that were introduced with the Wild Run expansion.

If you haven't yet grabbed your free copy of The Crew from Ubisoft, you've got until October 11 to do so — head on over here to do so. What have you got to lose? And if you are already playing, do feel free to add me as a friend via UPlay — my tag there is "AngryJedi" — and send me a message if you want to try any aspect of the game's multiplayer; I'm keen to give it a go!

2438: Gunslinger

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Eager for a short palate-cleanser after polishing off Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force last night, I sought the counsel of my online friends. Mr Alex Connolly was first to answer the call, suggesting Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, a game which I recall had everyone very excited a few years back, and a game which someone — possibly Mr Connolly himself — had provided me with a gift copy of at some point in the recent past.

I have no experience with the Call of Juarez series as a whole, or with Westerns in general, but I was willing to give it a shot (no pun intended) as it had been so well-received on its original release — particularly for the amount of content it offered for its budget-tier price.

I liked it enough to play through the whole thing today, but I was left with mixed feelings. There were some things I really, really liked about it, and a couple of things I absolutely detested.

Let's start with the positives, chief among which is the story and the way it is handled. Presented as the recollections of ageing bounty hunter Silas Greaves, the game unfolds over the course of a series of levels punctuated by attractive cutscenes featuring the Silas of today and the companions in the saloon that he is telling his tall tale to. During gameplay, Old Silas narrates the action — with his descriptions reflecting what you're doing and the choices that you make along the way — as well as performs most of the dialogue on the cast's behalf.

Gunslinger particularly plays with the "unreliable narrator" trope through Silas presenting alternative explanations of what happened — sometimes saying "well, I could have done this…" at which point you have to play through the hypothetical situation before it rewinds to what actually happened. Silas also posits that much of the history of the Old West as told by "dime novels" isn't quite what happened, and in fact he just happened to be present for some of the most notorious events in the region alongside the most notorious outlaws of the period. Indeed, in the game you run into everyone from Jesse James to Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, though with Silas' flair for the dramatic, you can never quite be sure if he was telling the truth all the way through his story.

Gameplay-wise, Gunslinger adopts a somewhat arcadey mould by featuring a combo system and points being awarded for kills. Kill bad guys in rapid succession and your multiplier climbs; dispatch them in ways other than just filling their torsos full of lead and you get additional base points multiplied by the multiplier. This isn't much of an issue in the story mode — though points convert directly to XP, which can unlock various passive skills that make Silas' journey a bit easier — but is brought to the forefront in the Arcade mode, where you're tasked with attaining high scores in short, narrative-free levels.

Gunslinger's style initially appears at odds with its gameplay mechanics, because you're using Old West weaponry — six-shooters and rifles that are painfully slow to reload, breaking the "flow" of combat somewhat. Unlock a few skills, however, and you'll find things become much more fast-paced and frantic, particularly once you obtain the ability to repeatedly hammer the reload button to reload more quickly. By the end of the game there's a nice rhythm to the combat for the most part, and the story provides sufficient incentive to continue exploring.

There are two real things I didn't like at all about Gunslinger, however. First of these was the prompt "You're straying too far from the story…" that pops up if you walk more than three feet in the "wrong" direction during a level. This is simply bad game design; the levels should be designed in such a way that the player is confined to the "story area" without feeling like they're confined. If there's open space, let them use it! This became a particular issue in the final level as the Sundance Kid bore down on Silas with a shotgun; it was impossible to get more than a few feet away from him to hide without this annoying message popping up, which also happened to break Silas out of a sprint any time it appeared, too.

The other thing I didn't like was the dueling system, although it was stylistically appropriate for the genre. In duels, you have to move Silas' hand back and forth with the A and D keys so that it's hovering over his holster, ready for a quick draw, while simultaneously manoeuvring an erratic, drunken mouse pointer over the enemy you're facing off against. Once the enemy draws, you have a split-second to click the mouse button to draw your pistol and shoot them dead before they do the same to you. Trouble is, even with high "speed"and "focus" ratings obtained by performing the aforementioned manipulations, it often seemed to be a matter of luck as to whether Silas actually drew his gun as you expected and managed to get off a shot. Supposedly you're able to dodge the bullets that come at you in this mode, but I don't think I ever successfully achieved this; all my duels were won by what felt like dumb luck and perseverance. Perhaps there's more to it than that, but I didn't like their execution at all.

Aside from these issues, I enjoyed Gunslinger a lot. Its story was presented in an unusual, effective manner and its levels were well designed with plenty of variety rather than all being set in drab, brown "Old West" type settings. I'm not sure whether I liked it enough to play through it again on the harder difficulties, but I'll probably check the Arcade mode out, at least. As for the mode where you can voluntarily subject yourself to more Duels? I think I'll pass!

2435: Memories: Read

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I finished Read Only Memories earlier. I liked it a lot! I posted a review on Steam, but I thought I'd post it here too because I'm feeling lazy.

Read Only Memories is an adventure game in the '90s mould, seeming to draw specific inspiration from titles like Snatcher and Rise of the Dragon, and set in the same world as the (later, and wonderful) VA-11 HALL-A.

On the whole, it's a great experience. The pixel art aesthetic really works for the game and has clearly been designed by people who know what good pixel art looks like. Everything about the interface, including the font, is well-designed to look like a retro adventure game, and the FM-synthesis soundtrack complements it nicely.

Puzzles are relatively thin on the ground but in a couple of cases are more interesting than "use the thing on the thing", which is worthy of note, though the final puzzle in the game seems to play by some inconsistent rules that can lead to failure seemingly by no fault of your own.

The story is well-written and filled with interesting characters, plus deserves note for having a number of possible solutions to various situations, though not all will lead to the "best" ending. The game encourages you to consider the consequences of your actions and the things that you choose to say, even though those consequences may not become apparent until much later. I very much liked that your behaviour over the course of the whole game affected some later events rather than choices having an immediate impact on what was going on.

The overall plot is one of tolerance and understanding, and strikes a good balance between casting the player (whom you can name and gender as you desire, since you never see them) as an "everyman" sort of character prone to putting their foot in their mouth when confronted by groups they don't quite understand, and presenting a solid message about acceptance, learning to trust one another and personal growth.

The only real criticism I'd level at the game is that its handling of gay and transgender characters feels a little ham-fisted, with their presence and the "reveals" of their identity seemingly being calculated to go "SURPRISE!" rather than simply blending them into the setting. Big burly, manly bartender dude? SURPRISE! Next time you meet him, he has another big hairy dude all over him calling him "hon" at every opportunity (though that said, I couldn't help but like Gus). Meet an eccentric, long-haired, bearded TV producer? SURPRISE! They're a lady! That and the presence of a non gender-specific character demonstrates just how awkward using singular "they" as a pronoun is in dialogue.

Ultimately it doesn't hurt the overall plot at all, but these instances stick out like sore thumbs when they happen as they just don't quite feel like they're in keeping with the tone: the implication elsewhere in the plot is that society has moved beyond discrimination by gender and sexuality, and instead onto discrimination against those who are "augmented" in some way, either through cybernetics or genetic hybridisation. To specifically draw attention to gay and transgender characters in this way as the game does feels counter to this implication, which is otherwise well handled.

This game's spiritual successor VA-11 HALL-A handles gay characters much more elegantly by them simply… just being there, no big deal, no big fuss about who they are, no sense that the game is holding you down and urging you to admire how progressive its views are.

I played this game before the big update that adds voice acting, and if you're interested in this game, I'd encourage you to do the same. The few parts of the game that do already have voice acting (just the intro and epilogue at present) are immensely jarring with the rest of the game's presentation, and the delightful beepityboopityboop noise that dialogue makes throughout the rest of the game is a much more powerful stimulus to the imagination than a voice actor whose interpretation of the character may not match the one you have in your head after reading the text.

Overall, Read Only Memories is a game I give a solid thumbs up. The issues I mentioned above are minor in the grand scheme of things, but hopefully the team will learn from them — and from the things VA-11 HALL-A did better, despite being produced by a different team — and produce even greater works in the future.