1636: SCIENCE!

I have an odd and longstanding love of when SCIENCE! happens. Note that I'm not talking about regular old science here, I'm talking about all-caps, exclamation mark SCIENCE!

The distinction? Science is often fascinating and useful, but a little bit tedious; SCIENCE! is when something unexpected or fun happens while you're doing something else, and it promptly makes you want to keep doing it, possibly while giggling or shouting "SCIENCE!" at anyone who will listen or, indeed, if you're alone, an empty house.

My most recent encounter with SCIENCE! came after painting the walls in the spare room. I was rinsing off the roller in the shower, as you do, and I noticed that the pressure of the water from the shower head was sufficient to make the roller spin. The longer I held the stream of water in place, the faster the roller would spin, causing the handle to wobble and the roller to spray small, bouncing water droplets around itself.

I was transfixed for a good few minutes by this, even going so far as to adjust the shower head to get a different stream of water and see what effect that would have on the spinning roller. It was fun. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

This isn't the first time I've had improvised fun with SCIENCE!, however. I recall when I was a kid, I had a "science experiment kit" that I'd been bought for some birthday or Christmas or whatever. There were lots of bits and pieces in this kit, but I recall being most fascinated by the pair of syringes (minus needles, obviously) and a length of plastic tubing that could be used to connect them.

I discovered that it was possible to fill one syringe with water, press the plunger and cause the plunger on the other syringe to move without touching it. If done with sufficient force — or if there was enough water in the syringe — it could even cause the other plunger to pop out with a satisfying noise.

These are both rudimentary, stupid bits of SCIENCE!, I know, but they're the sort of thing I've found oddly satisfying and fascinating since an early age. These little things remind you the world isn't as simple as it appears, and everything you do can have an effect on something else.

I'm not sure what point, if any, I have here, but this was the first thing that popped in to my head when I sat down to write today, so here it is. Now I'm off to bed. Good night!

1635: Badvertising, The Return

Andie and I often fall asleep with the TV on its sleep timer, typically tuned to the inoffensive endless repeats of late-night Dave or the '80s and '90s quiz shows of Challenge. This means that we're continually exposed to some of the most stupid adverts in the known universe, what with the majority of channels on Freeview being commercial rather than licensepayer-funded.

We've already discussed the utter bollocks that is Alpen's "Characters" series of skits that bookend most of Dave's late night comedy offerings, so I won't reiterate that too much, particularly since there doesn't appear to be any clips of it on YouTube.

I will, however, discuss a few other things. Let's begin with this.

This is clever, you see, because it's for Gaviscon Double Action, and it's got two people in it. One suffers from one of the things Gaviscon Double Action treats, and the other suffers from the other thing Gaviscon Double Action treats. Except when they suffer from the other thing instead. Or both of them. Making the whole "twins" thing inherently pointless and the whole advert just looking rather stupid.

Leaving aside the dreadful play on words "carfuffle", let's ponder the question this advert asks: "do the words 'headless' and 'chicken' spring to mind?"

No! No they do not! I can honestly say at no time in my life have I ever felt like a headless chicken when looking for a new car. It can be a tedious and time-consuming process, sure, but something that gets you running around in a panic? No.

Social media is big, right? Streaming video is big, right? Let's make a mockup social media site of women who make videos about getting stains out of clothes! That won't look at all patronising!

This is… just shit.

Look, it's funny because women worry about leaving shitstains on the toilet, too. And there's a "clever" play on words at the end.

"There's nothing nicer than waking from a great night's sleep," says Lenny Henry.

I beg to differ. Sleeping is great. And I particularly won't want to get out of bed if I wake up and find my bed is on a fucking beach. Or in the middle of a wedding party. I'm not entirely sure what point they're trying to make here. Perhaps when you go to sleep in a Premier Inn you feel like you're in the middle of a wedding party.

Confused.com have had some legendarily shit ad campaigns over the years, but "Brian" really takes the cake. This ad also highlights a bugbear I have with modern advertising: the age-old art of the jingle appears to be dead, on TV at least, with modern ads tending to bastardise old, often beloved pieces of music rather than come up with their own original music.

(Jingles are not entirely dead, mind you; if you want to hear some truly awful but hideously catchy advertising jingles, I recommend tuning in to your local radio station at the earliest available opportunity. Lovett's move on up! Lovett's move on up! Lovett's move on up… ahem.)

I think I've made my point for now. Adverts are shit. And inescapable. Good night.

1634: Pee Aitch Pee Bee Bee

Been digging around in the guts of PHPbb (or is it phpBB?) today to help get the Squadron of Shame's forum looking the way we want it to. And while there's still some work to do, things are coming together very nicely.

I haven't really explored a self-hosted forum solution before — I've set up forums for various people in the past, but have always made use of pre-made free services, since that was all we needed to fit our needs at the time. In the case of the Squadron of Shame, we're trying to make this place our permanent home on the Interwebs, since we've been flitting around from place to place every so often ever since the 1up forums imploded.

Mostly, I've been impressed with phpBB's (let's go with that spelling for the sake of argument) flexibility and customisability. There are a whole lot of options you can tweak, and in doing so you can make the forum function in plenty of different ways — you can adjust the way users can interact with it, assign various levels of permissions to users, allow or disallow various board features and extend the functionality with plugins and mods.

The only real downside to it all, so far as I can make out, is that installing the aforementioned plugins and mods looks like a bit of a pain in the arse, eschewing a handy-dandy automated install process a la off-the-peg CMS systems such as WordPress and instead in most cases demanding that you edit multiple HTML, CSS and script files, uploading new files to the server and generally doing a whole lot of things manually.

It's been relatively minor issue so far, though, since most of the things I've wanted to do with the board have so far been covered by phpBB's comprehensive administration panel — including uploading attachments such as images, which is something that appeared to be significantly more difficult to include in previous incarnations of phpBB (we're using version 3).

It's been interesting, though, since, as I said above, it's not something I've really poked around in before. I've been learning a lot about what phpBB is capable of, and how it provides a flexible solution for building an online community with relatively minimal fuss. Of course, I haven't been getting involved on the hardcore coding and styling side of things — I'm leaving that up to my friend Mark, fellow founding member of the Squad and someone who does this sort of thing for a living — but I have been doing things that I'm able to easily resolve through a bit of tinkering in the admin panel. (I'm less likely to break things that way, too; past experience with manually fiddling around with templates and CSS files has taught me that I'm good at breaking things.)

Plus there's always the possibility that this sort of knowledge might prove useful in future job hunts. You never know. And it's not as if I have anything better to do right now, is it?

1633: Newshound At Rest

Having stepped back from the games press — not entirely through choice, as previously noted — I've had the opportunity to reflect on the way I read games sites in 2014.

And the simple answer is that I, well, don't.

I had a feeling that this was the case. Being involved in the endless hype cycle for games that really don't need any more hyping up was starting to make me cynical even back in the GamePro days — hence my conscious decision to focus on unconventional, interesting and quirky stories rather than endless retreads of press releases from Activision, EA and Ubisoft. It was a decision that paid off in the short term — people started coming to GamePro to get away from the identikit coverage from other sites, and my stories contributed to a significant growth in traffic… right before the site folded, leaving us all out of a job. Bah.

On USgamer, aside from the news coverage — which I found increasingly hard to care about, particularly as we started having to refocus our efforts on covering the things that would definitely pull in traffic (i.e. the "big name" games of the moment: the aforementioned games that don't really need any more coverage and hype) rather than the interesting, unusual and underexplored areas of the business — I was fortunate enough to have a certain degree of leeway to write the sort of things that I'd want to read from a games site. Thus the JPgamer and BOARDgamer columns were born, providing specialist coverage on niche subjects — while neither of these would be likely to bring in readers by the millions, they were both the sort of things that would keep people coming back week after week, and judging by both the regular commenters and the disappointment expressed by readers when my departure was announced, they were successful in maintaining a solid, specialist audience.

Looking around at the other big sites, though, I'm seeing very little that makes me want to hang my hat on that community and call it my own. I'm seeing lots of very similar stories about how amazing No Man's Sky is supposedly going to be, or how awesome Destiny is supposedly going to be, or "everything we know" about Mass Effect 4/Dragon Age: Inquisition/Halo 5/whatever for the umpteenth time. I'm seeing very little stuff to read with any real meat on the bones, in other words — and with Polygon, the site that was supposed to reinvent games journalism, laying off the majority of its features team, it seems that interesting, long-form critiques and other, non-review, non-preview, non-news pieces are rapidly going out of the window.

And when sites do attempt to try something a bit different, it's inevitably on the increasingly tedious subject of sexism. This isn't to deny that there's plenty to talk about and criticise here, but the majority of articles on this subject are so blitheringly ill-informed with their GCSE Sociology-level critiquing of a subsection of the business as a whole — frequently completely ignoring parts that don't fit their ham-fisted, half-baked theories — that they're just painful to read, particularly when the author becomes so enormously defensive that they start insulting their readership rather than acknowledging the actually quite valid criticisms that come up in the comments section.

Or video. Fuck video. But that's a rant for another day.

Instead of professional games coverage, then, I instead tend to look to my friends. I discuss what I'm playing on Twitter, on Google Hangouts and on the new Squadron of Shame forums. Impassioned reports — positive or negative — from people I know and trust is infinitely more interesting than a carefully PR-orchestrated preview of a game that will inevitably be at least a little bit disappointing when it finally releases. I'd rather hear about something that's out now — that people have actually played, that I can track down a copy of and play should I like the sound of it — than something that, in many cases, is a year or more away. I'd rather hear about amazing discoveries that were released five or six years ago and sank without trace than something I can't install and play right now. And I'd rather share my stories and join the conversation than be preached to.

Essentially, then, I think I've come to the conclusion that I don't really give a shit about the modern games press in its current form. And I'm quite possibly not alone.

Which might explain why I'm in the situation I'm in now. Hmm.

1632: Defenders of Eorzea

Final Fantasy XIV patch day today, and I told myself that today was going to be a day off from stress, anxiety and worrying about things, and that I was just going to enjoy myself. So I did. I logged on at about 11:30 this morning — or yesterday morning, if we're being truly accurate — and now, at 2:52am, I am logging off, with only a few short breaks throughout the day for food and drink.

Suffice to say, patch 2.3 is excellent. I, along with many of my Free Company-mates, took today to work through the new episode of the main scenario quest, which included a spectacular battle against Ramuh, Lord of Levin (aka "the old man who flings lightning everywhere") as well as a ton of other story content. I also completed the new Hildibrand questline — a comedic questline that, for many, has proven a highlight of Final Fantasy XIV's ongoing updates — as well as trying out all three of the new 4-player dungeons.

And I've barely scratched the surface. I've bought a room in our Free Company's house for my character, but I'm yet to fill it with furniture — there's just a bed, a couple of chairs and a table in there for now. I haven't even touched the new 24-player Crystal Tower raid, which promises to be an enjoyable clusterfuck, just like the previous 24-player Crystal Tower raid. And there's a ton of other stuff I'm yet to fiddle around with, too — not to mention returning to the tasks I was already working on prior to the patch, which will now be somewhat easier thanks to improved rewards from a bunch of game content.

So far there have been numerous highlights. Although some disliked the amount of dialogue and cutscenes in the main scenario quest, I enjoyed what was offered, as if you stopped to read it and see what was going on, it proved to be a nice "here's what's been happening elsewhere in the realm since last you saw these people" affair. There was also some neat — if rather obvious — foreshadowing of who the next "big fight" is going to be against.

The new dungeons are great, too. Tam-Tara Hard is particularly fun — as one of the low-level dungeons that comes up most frequently in Low-Level Roulette, Tam-Tara is a dungeon that many people were growing sick of, but its Hard incarnation successfully reimagines it into one of the best — if not the best — dungeon in the game. Featuring a creepy atmosphere, some brilliant boss fights and a narrative twist that is sure to please those who were paying attention earlier in the game, Tam-Tara Hard was a real highlight of today's session.

Stone Vigil Hard has proven more divisive, but it's certainly an interesting, challenging experience. The regular enemies are more than a match for even a well-geared party, and the bosses all make use of interesting mechanics that require far more than a simple "tank and spank" approach. This is nothing unusual for Final Fantasy XIV, which features some very involved boss battles throughout, but Stone Vigil Hard features some particularly interesting mechanics.

Finally, the all-new dungeon Hullbreaker Isle was great. Unfolding mostly outdoors, the "dungeon" sees you attempting to track down the treasure of the pirate Mistbeard. Along the way, you have to contend with various groups of angry wildlife, some unpleasant traps left behind to deter unwanted visitors, and, at the end, a rather annoyed kraken who wants nothing more than to pick you up, fling you around and splatter you with ink.

Final Fantasy XIV continues to go from strength to strength. It remains, as it has done since it launched last August, one of my favourite games, and if the strength of this new content is anything to go by, it has a significant amount of life in it. I'm genuinely intrigued to see where the main story is going, and in the meantime I'm really enjoying the other tasks and challenges the game faces me with. And there's some stuff — like the super-challenging endgame raid The Binding Coil of Bahamut — that I'm still barely touching. There is so much to do, and I'm having an absolute blast doing it — not to mention making some good friends in the progress.

Now, my brain is fried, so I should probably go and get some sleep. It's back to the doldrums of hunting for work tomorrow, though I don't doubt I shall reward myself with an hour or two in Eorzea as the day progresses!

1631: GO GAMERS

The Squadron of Shame forums are coming along nicely — they're pretty much ready for the public to show up and start posting in now, so if you're at all interested in computer and video games and find that places like NeoGAF and its ilk aren't quite fitting your needs — in other words, you like to use paragraphs and write posts that include more than ten words at a time — then do feel free to come on over, sign up and start mingling with the rest of the community, who are slowly trickling over.

Forums are the spiritual home of the Squad, since it's where we, as a group, first came together. But they're also one of the most long-standing parts of the Internet — one aspect of the ever-changing digital world that has actually managed to remain reasonably constant over the course of the last 15-20 years or so.

I recall my first experience with forums fairly vividly. Our first Internet service provider was CompuServe, one of several providers that, at least initially, didn't offer "true" Internet access, instead opting to provide its users with a gated set of online services exclusively for subscribers. (Full Internet access eventually came later, initially in the form of the ability to send email messages to Internet addresses instead of just CompuServe IDs, and later full-on Web access.) As part of this "gated community", CompuServe offered a swathe of forums on a whole host of specialist subjects. Unsurprisingly, I quickly found an online home in the GAMERS forum — you clicked the "GO" button and typed "GAMERS" to get there — and had my first experience of mingling with the online community.

The term "online community" these days has a certain number of negative connotations, due in part to the perpetuation of the narrative that the majority of people who post things online are somehow "toxic", and the fact that indeed, some people who post things online are somehow "toxic". But back in its early days, it was a different matter. "Flaming" and "trolling" were established terms, but they tended to be seen fairly rarely. There were extensive glossaries of the then-new emoticons and acronyms that started to creep into everyday usage, and new terms like "netiquette" were coined to describe how you should interact with other people online.

I honestly can't remember a whole lot about the sort of things I posted and discussed on the Gamers' Forum on CompuServe, but I do remember one thing vividly: I was into Wolfenstein 3-D at the time, and had been experimenting with a variety of mod tools for it, at least partly because I'd been helping a local shareware dealer write his catalogues that included a selection of Wolfenstein add-ons and editors.

Anyway, yes; I was into Wolfenstein 3-D and had spent quite some time working on a selection of new levels — ten of them, in fact. I uploaded them to the Gamers' Forum's download area for others to have a go at, but didn't think anything more of it and certainly wasn't expecting any feedback or anything.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I was contacted by a gentleman named Carlton, who claimed to represent Apogee, the publisher of Wolfenstein, and also claimed to be interested in including my levels in an official expansion pack for the game. I'd be paid, he promised, and appropriately credited.

Frankly, I was at a loss as to what to do at this stage, but after some deliberation and discussion I took a chance and got in touch with Carlton, who took my contact details and promised to be in touch in short order.

Not a lot happened for a while, but then one day a package showed up. Inside it was a cheque for $200 and three floppy disks — one containing a full, registered version of Wolfenstein 3-D, and two containing the official expansion pack, the Super Upgrades pack. I installed the disks, browsed through the directory containing the game — and sure enough, there were my levels, credited to me. I was a professional game designer.

And all because of a forum. Pretty neat, huh?

1630: Sunday Night

Unimaginative post title, I know, but it's Sunday night (well, 00:30 on Monday morning, technically) and my brain has pretty much switched off. When I wake up tomorrow, it's back to the doldrums of being unemployed and looking for work — not that that ever really went away over the weekend, but both Andie and I have kept ourselves busy enough that there wasn't too much time to worry about stuff like that.

We painted the spare room this weekend — something we've been meaning to do for a while but haven't really got around to. Andie's going to wallpaper two of the walls since she discovered during the initial decorating process of this place that she's actually quite good at hanging wallpaper. (I, on the other hand, can pretty much guarantee that I will not be any help whatsoever at hanging wallpaper, since I am a clumsy oaf who is not to be trusted with anything that required accuracy and careful placement.) The other two walls have been painted and just need another coat before they're done and dusted.

We wanted to get the spare room done because we have visitors at the end of the month — my friends Mark and Lynette are coming over from Canada and are dropping in on us for a few days, which will be nice. It'll be the first time I've been able to host visitors and actually offer them a proper spare bedroom in which to sleep, so we figured it would probably be best if we covered over the revolting yellow and dark blue walls the previous occupants left the room with — not to mention the big patch of bare wall where Andie had scraped off some paint having discovered it wasn't clinging to the wall all that well. (A previous occupier had clearly been a heavy smoker, since the wall behind the paint stank of smoke; hopefully we've dealt with that effectively now and won't have to worry about big chunks of paint falling off.)

Andie also remembered that the inside of the built-in wardrobe in the spare room needed painting, since it was covered in graffiti from what appeared to be a teenage girl. (I guess we know who the smoker was?) The owners before us had had a small child in the bedroom, so I don't think it was their work — I don't think they were really old enough to know what "shagadelic" meant, nor do I think that they had such fickle tastes in men as the writer of said graffiti clearly did.

Anyway, that's been painted (well, primed) over now and should actually look reasonably nice by the time our visitors arrive. Once that's all done, we just need to do another coat of paint in the toilet and the inside of the house will be pretty much done for the immediate future, though there are bits and pieces we may want to change in the long term, like the rather '70s carpets in several of the rooms.

The garden is another matter. The previous owners clearly hadn't had much to do with the garden, as it was rather overgrown when we arrived and has only continued to get worse since we've been here. I attempted to tackle the lawn with a lawnmower that my parents helpfully provided, but said lawnmower was regrettably not all that good, flattening the grass rather than actually cutting it, so we have replaced it with a brand new Flymo that should hopefully be a lot easier to manoeuvre as well as actually cutting the damn grass. I'll have the joy of trying that out at some point in the near future. Excitement.

For now, though, it's time to head to bed, and back to the job hunt tomorrow morning. I really hope this doesn't take too much longer; while thankfully I have a bit of "rainy day" money in the bank — and right now certainly qualifies as the proverbial rainy day — I would rather, you know, save that up to spend on something useful and/or nice than just spend it on the boring necessity of, you know, living. Oh well. We shall see; this whole hideous jobhunting process is not something that, in my experience, you can rush, however much you emphasise the fact that you can start immediately and would really actually rather like to.

Fingers crossed that there won't be too many of these posts before I can joyfully exclaim that I have a new job. And fingers crossed that said new job isn't rubbish, though with every passing day the fear grows that I will, indeed, end up doing something rubbish.

We shall see, I guess.

1629: Are Pee

I've long been an enthusiast of role-playing games — the pen-and-paper kind in this case, not just in the world of video games, though as regular readers will know they are also my favourite form of video game — but I've had one consistent problem over the years: I've barely had the chance to actually play any.

I've bought the Dungeons and Dragons rulebooks from Second Edition onwards and read them cover to cover; I used to have an extensive collection of Vampire: The Masquerade sourcebooks (which I kind of wish I still had); and, this week, toilet reading has been provided by the freely-downloadable Basic Rules for Dungeons and Dragons' Fifth Edition.

And yet, I've not played any of them, outside of a brief 2nd Edition Dungeons and Dragons campaign back in my school days, another brief campaign early in my university career, and a memorably "freeform" campaign run by a friend using his own simplified, custom system that had an enormous amount of flexibility.

This is a real shame, since as a creative type who greatly enjoys the act of creating a story, role-playing games are an ideal fit for me, combining, as they do, collective group improvisation and storytelling with a set of structured rules for satisfying, gradual progression over time. The exact form of those rules varies from game to game — Vampire: The Masquerade is very different from Dungeons and Dragons, for example — but the core is the same: it's a group of people getting together, led by a chief storyteller, Dungeon Master, Game Master, whatever you want to call them, and having journeys through their imaginations together. What could be more fun than that?

I would really like the opportunity to get involved with a game of Dungeons and Dragons (or indeed any other role-playing game) at some point, but times I've attempted to raise the subject in the past with a friend whom I know plays a regular game seem to have fallen on deaf ears. (I'm not entirely surprised; campaigns that have been running for a while can be difficult to slot in new additions partway through, and certain groups prefer to limit their numbers to specific sizes to keep things manageable.) This leaves me with a somewhat more daunting prospect: planning and running my own game, and as someone who only has fairly limited experience of actually playing the game as a player character, the idea of putting together an epic, sprawling fantasy adventure for a group of players to potentially break with their own creativity is something that I'm not sure I'm up to just yet!

Or perhaps I am. The new 5th Edition of Dungeons and Dragons promises a "Starter Set" with an introductory adventure included, so when that becomes available I might just check it out. And even if I don't play it, it can join the Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition and GURPS rulebooks on my shelf, providing occasional entertaining reading material when I fancy perusing it — I like reading rulebooks, don't judge me — and hoping that one day they might actually get played.

Will they? I have no idea. I can dream, though. And if I can just roll a 20, perhaps I can make it reality.

1628: Void

I don't really have a lot of interesting things to talk about right now, regrettably; I'm in one of those weird sort of "void" periods between meaningful things happening in my life.

I'm no longer at my previous job, and I don't yet have a new one. There are a few possibilities of new jobs on the horizon, but none have come to fruition as of yet and, on more than one occasion, the possibility of them coming to fruition has been postponed indefinitely as I find myself, frustratingly, waiting for other people for whom I have no direct contact details to get back to me.

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going to end up, at this rate. As I noted when I left USgamer behind, pursuing further opportunities in the games press as it exists right now appears to be the height of folly. The business is a total mess, and is simply incapable of providing the stability that I need at this point in my life. Plus it's riddled with so many frustrations — some of which I've touched on in these very pages — that I'm not sure I even want to pursue it anyway, even if it did offer a stable career path. But that's a subject for another day, I feel.

My days right now, then, are filled with not all that much. Browsing for jobs, submitting occasional applications, Atelier Rorona Plus, Final Fantasy XIV. I should get out and go to the gym or go for a swim, but the motivation is sorely lacking right now. I would probably feel better if I did so, and I know that, but something stops me every time. Perhaps it's the prospect of the long bus ride into town — Andie and I only have one car between us, and she uses it to get to work every day, leaving me reliant on public transport while I'm at home. (I'm not complaining about this, by the way — it's just the way things are!) Perhaps it's the fact that up until today, the days have been scorchingly hot and humid, which aren't particularly conducive to the prospect of physical activity. Perhaps it's the fact that I simply don't really want to because I know it's going to be tiring, uncomfortable and painful.

Or perhaps it's just that perennial bugbear, the old faithful companion, the Black Dog. The thoroughly undesirable situation in which I find myself right now is playing havoc with my mental health, and there are days when I simply don't want to do anything productive. My anxieties about all manner of things manifest themselves in the form of terrible dreams — or, last night, in the form of simply not allowing me to get to sleep at all.

I do not like it. It's frustrating. It's demoralising. And the really annoying thing is that there's only so much I feel I can do about it at the moment. I can't make these job prospects get back to me any more quickly; I can't magically make myself feel better; I can't summon up motivation out of thin air, as much as I'd like to.

And so I continue on in the void, hoping someone will turn a light on soon so I can find my way back to some semblance of normality.

1627: Further Enthusing on the Subject of Alchemy

Finally got around to finishing a playthrough of Atelier Rorona Plus today — thanks in part to picking up a copy of the Vita version, which allows you to transfer your save across from the PS3 version, and playing it in the coffee shop when I felt like a change of scenery during a fit of particularly bleak depression earlier in the day. My opinion of it hasn't changed, but I thought I would enthuse about it once again for those who haven't yet tasted of its joys.

Rorona Plus is an interesting game, and one with good pacing. Beginning with simple tasks for which the time limit you're given is ample — leaving you with plenty of time to take on other tasks to build up your relationships and reputation in the town — the game gradually progresses in such a way that what is the same amount of in-game time starts to feel more and more claustrophobic. The things you're tasked with making start taking longer to produce, and the journeys outside the workshop to gather ingredients and battle monsters take up longer stretches of time, too.

Fortunately, to counterbalance this, you have a number of additional systems open up as you progress — you're able to "wholesale" items to the shops around town, allowing you to simply purchase useful "intermediate step" ingredients for more complex recipes rather than having to make them every time, and Rorona gets an assistant who can either be sent out to gather ingredients or craft items independently or Rorona. I must confess I didn't make nearly enough use of these facilities in my first playthrough, but you live and learn; I now recognise that in order to get everything done to such a standard as to unlock the numerous alternative endings to the game, it's necessary to make heavy use of them.

Herein lies the interesting thing about Rorona Plus: despite having the trappings of a conventional Japanese role-playing game, the meat of the gameplay is actually more about management and strategy. In order to see the most success, you'll need to plan your time effectively, and set up systems in order to save time whenever possible. Some of these can be constructed yourself — a furnishing system added in the Plus version allows you to build various items that confer helpful benefits on Rorona and her party — while others, such as the aforementioned wholesale and assistant systems, unlock naturally as you progress in the game, though some can be unlocked sooner if you trigger certain events more quickly.

I'm looking forward to playing through the game again knowing what I know now — plus I believe some stuff can be carried over to another playthrough — and seeking out the other endings. Whether or not I'll go for all of them remains to be seen — I'm keen to play the rest of the series, after all! — but I've had a blast so far, and I'm happy that there's plenty more where that came from.