#oneaday Day 1042: Rematch

Okay. One more time. One more time. Bring it on, Akinator. (See yesterday's post if you have no idea what's going on.)

Is your character from your family? Goddammit. Yes.

Does your character go to school? No.

Does your character wear woman's clothing? Only in video games. No.

Can your character be kept as a pet? No. I don't think.

Is your character known for being a bad programmer? I am a bad programmer, but I don't think I'm known for it. I'll go with "probably".

Is your character associated with Microsoft? No.

Has your character been in love with your mother? I'm going to give this question the benefit of the doubt and assume this is leading towards "your dad", but either way… no.

Has your character ever been married? Yes. Twice! Second still ongoing, I hasten to add.

Has your character been showcased on DanandPhilGames? I don't know what that is. No.

Does your character have a grandchild? No, and never will. (By choice, I should probably say.)

Is your character an aunt or uncle? Yes.

Have you ever fallen in love with your character? Definitely not.

Does your character speak like an adult? He tries to. Probably.

Does your character play with a frisbee? No. Used to when I was a kid.

Does your character have over 5 million YouTube subscribers? Always comes back to the bloody numbers, doesn't it? No.

Does your character have holes in their hands? Is your character Jesus? No.

Does your character use a portal to travel between two countries? This is taking a strange turn. No.

Is your character famous for being clumsy? No. I am though. I hide it well for the most part, except at home.

Has your character have a song with over 100 million views [sic]? No.

Was your character discovered by Dr. Dre? No. I feel we're getting further and further away from the answer here.

Does your character explore Scotland? I've been to Scotland, but I wouldn't say it's what I do, no.

Is your character married to a star? She's my shining star or something… but no.

Do you like your character as someone who is more than just a friend? Do you like yourself more than just a friend? I guess yes?

Did your character give birth to you? Not to my knowledge.

Did your character receive a text from A? What? No.

Are you your uncle? No. This really isn't working, is it?

Does your character have any children? No.

Does your character have the same birthday as you? Yes. Uh-oh.

Do you and your character share the same DNA? Sigh. Here we go. Yes.

Does your character have nipples? Oooh, out of leftfield. Good job. Yes.

Has your character been in a video with Joey Graceffa? Who? No.

Does your character have only one parent who is from your family? No.

Is your character older than 17? Yes.

Are you your alter-ego? FUCK

Apparently I am destined to never be a fictional character. Oh well. I guess that's how life goes.