- Opening a fridge
- Opening a packet of sandwich ham, chicken, turkey or related meats
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Making a sandwich
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Opening a bottle of milk
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Picking up a packet of treats
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Being sad
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Being lonely
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Wanking
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Having a poo
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Sitting or lying on a bed
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Joining a Teams call
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Sitting down for dinner
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Staying up too late
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Trying to sleep
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Sleeping in too late
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Trying to get up
I could go do any one of those things right now, in a room on the other end of the house to the cats, and within a few seconds I would have at least one cat staring at me. Which makes some of the things on that list more awkward than others.
And I wouldn't change it for anything!
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