Did you know that, despite the closure of Twitpic, the site you used to have to use to share images on Twitter, you can still access the images on there? You just have to put an identifying code after the URL and you get right to them. The format is https://twitpic.com/[id]
In lieu of anything more meaningful to do today, I thought I would see if there were any images assigned to rude words. And there are! Let's have a look at some of them.
https://twitpic.com/shit – seems like your average "look, I'm in a restaurant and my friends are already bored with me playing with my new smartphone" picture. From the look of that upholstery, I reckon that's an Indian restaurant. And judging by the atrocious image quality, I reckon this was taken on an early iPhone.
https://twitpic.com/cock – This image is captioned "Ffffd", which looks like the noise that ugly baby is making.
https://twitpic.com/balls – This lady has almost certainly either just bought her first Mac, or stepped into an Apple Store for the first time. Photo Booth's novelty wears off very quickly.
https://twitpic.com/twat – This is some sort of home-made cake (likely some sort of variant on a Swiss roll from the look of things) that is presumably supposed to be paying homage to something — perhaps Windows Defender. It doesn't look like much, but I bet it tastes good.
https://twitpic.com/cunt – "Hey, I took this amazing photo from the top of a building! You won't believe the view!" "Oh, cool, did you share it online? What's the URL?" "Uh, well…"
https://twitpic.com/muff – This man has just installed Mac OS X Leopard on his Mac and is feeling moderately pleased about the fact the upgrade process worked, but still feels a sense of crushing loneliness inside that will never truly go away.
https://twitpic.com/glans – The Glans family are off on holiday, it seems (I hope they remembered to pack their helmets), and have loaded their car up inside their garage, from the look of things. I find myself intrigued as to what "Jack" keeps in the wooden case in the background.
https://twitpic.com/sperm – And we conclude with what was presumably someone's birthday haul. I'm going to go ahead and assume that these were professionally wrapped for a female recipient. The caption is "And her gifts from her daddy and me", so I think we can probably safely assume that no sperm was involved. At least I hope not.
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