Evening all. After the considerable amount of depravity that took place last night I'm pleased to report something of a return to normality, though my head doesn't quite believe that yet, still wobbling a little bit as it is. I'd also like to assure everyone that this post is written entirely by me and no other drunken people passing my phone around and sharing their pearls of wisdom with the world.
On a side note, whoever wrote this:
This is going terribly badly, but it pretty much sums up how tonight is going with the drink flowing freely like paradise city if the drink flowed freely instead of the girls being pretty.
I actually love you. Well done.
It wasn't me. I don't think. I'd remember coming up with something like that.
Anyway. Today has been largely wasted in a hung-over haze. We didn't get home until well after 5 in the morning. The sun was rising, the birds were singing; it would have been quite beautiful were we not all quite so obliterated with the incredibly strong vodka we'd been plied with. Still, despite five completely necessary yet discreet early-morning trips to the bathroom that I am assured no-one else heard, we all slept very well. Admittedly, most of us not in our own houses. But we slept well nonetheless.
A little too well, in fact. Despite waking up repeatedly for aforementioned bodily cries for help, I fell asleep until well after lunchtime. There was no sign of my previous night's companions, and a croaky-voiced shout of "anyone up yet?" outside the bedroom doors didn't elicit any response. So eventually I figured enough was enough. I shouted a crackly "goodbye" and staggered out into the street feeling more than a little bit shaky. I realised that I wasn't quite sure where I actually was in town, and the battery on my phone had died in the night.
Luckily, it wasn't difficult to get back into town, and I plied myself with a coffee and a bacon sandwich that I ate very, very carefully. I managed to make it home without succumbing to the hugely lazy desire to get a taxi for a trip of less than a mile. When I got back in, I slumped on the couch for a bit and stared at the wall, half-asleep. But there was work to do; I have a job interview tomorrow, and there's a presentation to deliver as part of it.
Trouble is, this job is in a field that I'm sure I could do but have little to no experience in. I'm not a marketer, though I've written stuff that could technically be classed as "PR" in the past. I know my way around social networking and know how to promote things; but at the same time I don't want to become one of those douchebags who describe themselves as a "social media guru".
Nor am I particularly enamoured with the idea of wearing a suit, which this job sounds like it will require. Suits look great on the right person, sure. But particularly in the summer months, there are few things more unpleasant to wear than a suit. Heavy woolen trousers and jacket? Shirt that seems to get sweaty pits as soon as you put it on? No thanks.
As you may have gathered, for a variety of reasons, I'm not feeling particularly fired up about this interview. I'm not sure why; ever since the company first got back to me and expressed an interest it hasn't felt quite "right". Initially, this was because of the prospect of having to move to a new city for it. I've kind of accepted the fact that that is going to be pretty much inevitable now, given the startling lack of any jobs that are the slightest bit interesting in Southampton. But even accepting that, things still didn't feel quite "right". It doesn't feel like the right fit for me.
The advice of friends has convinced me that I should go anyway, see what the company's like, scope the place out and get a feel for it. If it turns out to be awesome, great. If not, 1) it doesn't matter because I have other prospects lined up and 2) it's good experience.
A job's a job, I know. But there are other prospects on the horizon that, while they pay less, offer the opportunity for much, much more in the way of happiness. And at the end of the day, I think that's the most important thing.
