I went out today! SHOCK. Specifically, I went out with my wife and two of her friends that I happen to also get along well with, and we all went along to the Portsmouth Anime and Gaming Con, an event organised by a group called "Animeleague", who claim (as you do online) to host "The UK's most popular anime cons".
The event took place at a Marriott hotel in Cosham, a part of Portsmouth that is so shitty the first things that come up when you Google it are the crime statistics. But the Marriott itself was nice enough, even if its main reception and bar area, where most of the con took place, looked like an aircraft hangar had been clumsily bolted on to the side of the actual hotel. (Aside: I have previously encountered this kind of arrangement once, when I was teacher training, where the school I was placed at had very obviously taken a concourse that was once outside and decided to make it inside using some of the most industrial-looking architecture imaginable.)
The con was… kind of shit, to be honest, but in a charming way. We all had a good time and certainly didn't resent the train fare and ticket prices, but there's no way we would have been able to fill a full weekend with the activities that were taking place there.
The entire con consisted of a fairly small artist's alley (populated with some admittedly talented artists and craftspeople… as well as some other folks who were very obviously reselling AliExpress anime merch) and a "dealer's room", which primarily consisted of a huge booth from a company called Estatic Anime, which sold everything from katanas (a lot of people had been "studying the blade", it seems) to grab bags of Japanese snacks, but which also had some more artists and craftspeople around the periphery. And a wall of Funko Pop landfill relegated to a back corner, as it should be.
The "Gaming" part of the con consisted of a few side function rooms with a bunch of consoles set up, ranging from a number of Switches playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, some laptops with Minecraft and a few retro consoles, including all the major "minis" from the last few years, plus a couple of real retro systems such as a SNES, Mega Drive and a PlayStation. These rooms were pretty busy so we didn't spend a lot of time in them; as Andie said, "we can just do that at home". Quite. I believe there were supposed to be some actual tournaments going on throughout the day, but we didn't see any of that as it was mostly in games we weren't super-interested in watching.
There was a fairly small main stage in one of the hotel's function rooms, and there were Things Happening there all day. We went along to a couple of them: we caught the end of a writers' workshop hosted by a woman who appeared to be exceedingly nervous, but I'm sure addressing a room full of nerds, at least 40% of whom are in elaborate cosplay, is fairly daunting, then stayed on for a "lip-sync battle" where they struggled to find willing participants, then crashed their web browser for a good 10 minutes before they could actually start the competition. Then later in the day we returned for a "cosplay masquerade", which was probably the main attraction we were looking forward to seeing.
The lip-sync battle was quite entertaining, and I have to say, fair play to everyone who got up there, including the two incredibly nervous young girls in full cosplay who got up there, stood stock still and just about mouthed Japanese lyrics if you squinted and looked closely. They were, of course, shown up by those who had a natural talent and flair for performing on stage, including a Junko from Danganronpa performing an exceedingly (and appropriately) slutty take on Kesha's Joyride and an Ichigo from Bleach who was having the time of his life performing Thunderstruck by AC/DC. Both of these had clearly choreographed their routines in advance. One of the con staff also got up and did an excellent performance of You'll Be Back from Hamilton, a song (and show) I'm not familiar with, but which Andie assures me I absolutely should see. But still. It took guts for the two nervous girls to even try, so I cannot and will not take the piss.
The cosplay masquerade was… kind of similar, to be honest. It opened with a bunch of cosplayers who had signed up in advance and had clearly devised themselves some suitable dance (and, in the case of a Deadpool cosplayer, comedy) routines to establish a rapport with the audience rather than just standing there and looking nice. Then there were a few folks who had signed up on the day and either just stood there looking nice, or made some shit up on the spot to show off their costume.
The eventual winner of this was a Sakura Miku who did a fairly elaborate dance routine, but who Andie believes should have been disqualified for not ironing her shirt, making it pretty clear that she had just bought the costume rather than made it; by contrast, there was a spectacular Lulu from Final Fantasy X, who clearly had made her own costume, and she came in second place. Robbed, I tell you. Robbed.
Anyway, we bought some tat (and some sour cherry mead, which is delicious) and then came home to have a pizza. All in all, I'd judge that a pretty good day; as I say, the con itself was not necessarily something I'd particularly recommend to anyone unless they were particularly into bootleg Dragon Ball merchandise, but we didn't have a bad time there, and it was nice to get out of the house and spend some time with the three-dimensional people.
We've got some loose plans to go along to Portsmouth Comic Con, which is… next month, I think? That's in a larger venue so will probably be a bit more of an elaborate affair, so it should be pretty fun. For now, though, I think maybe a snifter of mead before bed, then sleepytime. And I forgot to buy milk. Bugger.
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