Listen!

Don't worry, I'm not gonna waffle on atcha. It just occurred to me that at least two out of the three games discussed below have awesome soundtracks. In the case of Space Channel 5, it is, of course, the game's raison d'être but Divine Divinity has a notably good soundtrack also. Castle Crashers, while having a great intro theme, has a somewhat more forgettable soundtrack, though it does suit the action nicely.

So without further ado, here's a few clips from both games for your entertainment.

Introducing Ulala! (Space Channel 5)

This first tune gives you a strong introduction to Space Channel 5 – it's played during the first level. By a short while in, you're left in no doubt as to how you're supposed to be feeling while you're playing. Gay. In every sense of the word.

Which One Is Real? (Space Channel 5)

What was the last music game you played with a bebop-like section?

Perfection! Space Elementary School Band (Space Channel 5 Part 2)

You'll either love or hate the infectious cheerfulness of this track.

Blank TV/Ulala Support Chant (Space Channel 5)

A capella! Awesome. This piece of music sums up the whole "get everyone behind you" thing that makes the finales of the two SC5 games so awesome.

Main Theme (Divine Divinity)

The main theme from the game is an interesting composition, eschewing the kind of "epic" soundtrack that Baldur's Gate always went for in favour of a more haunting melody.

Forest (Divine Divinity)

This is a simple piece, but evokes a sense of loneliness which is apt for the setting the music appears in.

Bitva (Divine Divinity)

A huge change of pace for this one reflecting the diverse nature of DD's soundtrack.

Enjoy. You can download the tracks from DD at Larian's official website. As for SC5? You're on your own, though resourceful soundtrack collectors probably know the first places to look.

EBA is a masterpiece

Many of you may already feel this way – others may think I'm talking out of my arse here, but I present for you the reasons why Elite Beat Agents is, in almost every way, a complete masterpiece of game design. You may wonder the timing of this post if you haven't been following me on Twitter, but the fact is, following our discussion on the Squadron of Shame SquadCast about Okami, and bringing up EBA's finale's similarities with Okami's (yes, really) I had an urge to play it again.

The fact that my DS went missing for a short period threatened to stymie this plan, but I eventually located it. It had somehow found its way into a cardboard box filled with discarded letters and things which had, subsequently, found itself under a chair. Exactly how this came to pass, I'm not sure, but it had certainly hidden itself well, making the ability to boot up EBA again a pleasurable experience.

So, why is this game so good?

Play mechanics

EBA is a fine example of the old mantra "easy to learn, difficult to master". In terms of actually interacting with the game, all you have to do is tap on numbered circles on the DS' touch screen in the correct order, in time with some ever-decreasing overlaid circles, preferably in time with the overlaid circle hitting the numbered circle. This, to help matters slightly, is in time with the music. Occasionally you have to drag the stylus along a pathway as well as tap, or frantically spin a big wheel around (producing, as does The World Ends With You, the dreaded "is he playing his DS or is he masturbating?" looks on the bus) – but aside from these three different moves, that's it.

The challenge, of course, comes with the patterns in which these techniques are arranged. On the easiest difficulty level, you're roughly tapping out the beat in quarter notes, occasionally with a few eighth notes thrown in later, but not that many. As the difficulty level cranks up, however, you find yourself tapping out "counter-rhythms" to what is already in the music, or drumming along with the rhythm section, or all manner of other things. Part of the challenge is in interpreting the on-screen patterns into physical movements and, subsequently, what they should sound like. By the time you reach the end of Hard mode and beat it, you'll wonder how anyone could possibly move a stylus that quickly.

Music

It may sound pointless to mention this, but of course a rhythm action game is made or broken on the strength of its music. EBA has a selection of music that covers a pretty wide range of artists, and doesn't limit itself to one genre. Okay, there's quite a bit of guitar-based stuff, but at least there's some variety within there, covering everything from Deep Purple to Avril Lavigne – and then besides that, there's some interesting tracks that you wouldn't necessarily expect to hear in a rhythm action game – Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" being one of them.

Addictiveness

EBA has the "addictiveness gene" down pat, and it achieves this in one very simple way – holding victory just tantalisingly out of reach, just ahead of where you are now. This is particularly apparent on the later levels of the hard difficulty, where you find yourself replaying songs over and over again, making a slight bit of progress each time. That slight bit of progress encourages you to try again, making you think that "next time might be the one". Four hours later when you still haven't finished the song and everyone around you never wants to hear "Jumpin' Jack Flash" ever again, unlike many games, you don't feel too bitter about the whole thing because you know for a fact that you're slightly better than when you started.

This brings up an interesting point. I Tweeted the other day that shooters irritate me for forcing me to replay the same bits and hear the same dialogue over and over again if you fail – the example that sticks in my mind most of all is one section of Gears of War that came quite early on, and is the reason I gave up playing that game and swore never to touch it ever again. Entering a room, you are helpfully informed over the radio that there are "enemies everywhere" and that there's a "sniper up above". Every time you try it. And said sniper has a habit of killing you immediately. So you hear this A LOT.

So why doesn't EBA irritate me in the same way? After all, hearing the same piece of music over and over again must grate. My theory is that because you're constantly interacting with EBA during the piece of music, whereas in a shooter some dialogue tends to come in a bit of "downtime" – either running between locations or in a cutscene – you notice the repetition less.

Emotional impact

EBA is the last game I expected to have a genuine emotional impact on me when I played it, but it achieves it brilliantly – and it does this in several ways. Firstly, there's the fact that the comic-strip "cutscenes" that precede each level are put together in such an entertaining way that, despite the fact you don't get much time to get to know the characters, you really start to care about them. As a result of this, you feel that there's a real sense of consequence if you fail. EBA is one of the few games I can think of where your failure actually causes other characters to cry – and I'm not talking some emo JRPG scene where a single tear falls from our normally stoic hero's eye – I'm talking full-on inconsolable bawling their eyes out crying here. This makes you genuinely feel bad if you fuck up, and is another reason to try the stage again.

Secondly, the choice of music is just perfect for each stage. The best example I can think of, which had me wiping my eyes when I'd finished it, is the stage surrounding the little girl "Lucy", whose father got into an accident and isn't coming home. Lucy is convinced he'll be back because he promised – and around the time of her father's birthday, she urges her mother to "get the house ready for Daddy". The emotion of this scene is clear from the opening of the preceding cutscene and continues throughout the course of the level, helped enormously by the choice of "You're My Inspiration" as the music.

I was also interested to see EBA dealing with themes that you don't often see dealt with – sure, dead parents are nothing new to, again, emo JRPG heroes, but to an innocent little girl?

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A proper finale

So many games fall at the last hurdle – the finale. Mess up the ending of your game and you'll send people away with a distinctly bitter taste in their mouth. EBA successfully avoids this by using what may be something of a cliché amongst Japanese games – the entire cast of the game coming together behind you to "pray" to you and give you strength – but every time I see it, it works brilliantly. And to tie in with the emotional impact I mentioned above, when you finally do reach the end of that final song, the characters are in such a euphoric state that it would take a cold and harsh person to not feel exultant right there with them.

So there you have it. EBA is a masterpiece… in my opinion, at least.

Ode to Game Music, Part I

This is one of those posts I've wanted to write for a long time, and I have a sneaking suspicion it will be a topic that I will return to regularly – covering, as it does, one of my favourite things about video games: the music. You might think it ironic that I am so interested in one of the more non-interactive elements of interactive entertainment, but the effect of some quality music on the experience of a video game is not to be underestimated.

My first exposure to video game music came very early on with enjoying the title-screen music compositions of artists such as Rob Hubbard on the Atari 8-bit series of computers. These songs formed a big part of the "identity" of a game, and many of these composers became micro-celebrities in their own right. In many cases it could be argued that the quality of the music was actually higher than the quality of the game itself – particularly as many of these early computers didn't really have the processing power to play complex (for the time) four-channel music as well as having a smooth gameplay experience and thus forced you to listen to not-very-interesting sound effects during gameplay.

Here's a couple of fine examples from "back in the day" that stick in my mind:

Zybex (Adam Gilmore)

Warhawk (Rob Hubbard)

Going back to these games now, they're somewhat primitive in every way imaginable, but I have to say, my fond memories of them can almost 100% be attributed to the music that played on the title screens. Both games are now relatively forgettable shooters, but Gilmore and Hubbard's music meant that I'm not about to forget them.

My next generation of computers was the Atari ST which, despite being very good at MIDI, had a shitty three-channel internal soundchip that was 1) considerably worse than the four-channel POKEY chip in the Atari 8-bit range and 2) constantly trumped by Commodore's rival machine the Amiga which had then-revolutionary stereo digital sound. However, a number of developers got around this fact and produced some excellent pieces of music. It has to be said, however, that these pieces of music were still largely confined to the title screens of games. Here's a few more that stick in my mind:

Obliterator (David Whittaker, Psygnosis)

This one sticks in my mind not because it's a particularly interesting piece of music (which, after listening to it again, it clearly isn't – and look how long it took to load the damn game) nor because it's a good example of the ST's capabilities (see what I mean about the horrible soundchip?) but because it evoked the atmosphere of the game nicely. Obliterator involved running around a space station shooting robots and solving puzzles – yes, the same shit we're still doing nearly 20 years later. It was quite a "solitary" game – you spent the majority of your time alone and attempting to navigate the environment using Psygnosis' incredibly weird icon-driven movement and action system that thankfully they abandoned after two games.

Obliterator also sticks in my mind for a second reason – the fact that the music adapted as it went through. The moody piece of music you hear in the video above eventually gives way to a more, for want of a better word, "cheerful" piece as you make progress. This is something that, to this day, I absolutely love. While Obliterator may not necessarily have had the technology to make truly dynamic music, I remember feeling the whole mood of the game shift when the music changed. Suddenly you weren't up against the wall in the dark surrounded by robots, you were a hero.

Gods (Nation XII/Bitmap Brothers)

The Bitmap Brothers were one of the earliest "celebrity developers" of the gaming world – developers who were held in the same regard as today's well-known designers and teams. In the earlier days of gaming, teams were much smaller and budgets were much lower so it was rather more unusual for a development team to come to the forefront in such a way.

One of the ways that the Bitmap Brothers brought themselves into the public eye was through their use of excellent music in their games – the music for Gods which you can hear above being one such example. This piece of music was played on the Atari ST version during the introduction sequence and is, I'm sure you'll agree, poles apart from Obliterator's chiptuniness – which brings us to another point – the Brothers' games also made far better use of the ST's hardware than almost any other developer out there, including taking advantage of the STE's enhancements, such as the ability to display a mighty 512 colours on screen at once (seen to lovely effect in Gods with a nice gradient sky background).

Okay, Amiga owners were laughing at the shoddy ST ports of many games, but the Bitmap Brothers' games made some of the pain go away. 🙂

I hope you've enjoyed some of these tracks. There will be more to come in the following entries!

Meme-tastic: Your Debut Album

I'm not normally one for this kind of bollocks, but this one tickled me somewhat. Not in the bollocks. It did, however, make me wonder just how many of today's bands actually are taking the "random name" approach when it comes to 1. their own name and 2. their album titles. Particularly pretentious emo whiners.

Anyway. I came across this on PMOG, which I mentioned a couple of entries ago. There's a whole thread on their forums about this which is quite entertaining if you're into that kind of thing.

Here's the deal: First go to this link, which generates a random Wikipedia article. The article name is your band name.

Next, go to this link, which generates some random quotes. The last four words of the last quote on the page is your album title. Repeat this step if you want to generate some track titles.

Finally, go to this link, which is Flickr's "Explore the last 7 days" link. The third photo on the page is your album cover.

I came up with this.

My Debut Album
Featuring the smash hit "In the Wizarding World"!