YouTube recommended me a video earlier. I’m not going to share it because it’s shit. But I will tell you about it. It was a video supposedly “reimagining” the video game series Streets of Rage as a “movie”. If you’ve spent any time on social media in the last year or so, you already know what’s coming: yes, it’s entirely AI-generated drivel, and the complete content of the “movie” consists of nothing but people staring moodily at the camera while there’s a slight pan around them, and people walking towards the camera in slow motion.
The video has a quarter of a million views, and a comments section full of people gushing effusive praise over the “creator”. This is not the first video that this channel has put out like this; to date, over the last year they have spaffed out 215 videos that are all like this. And not only that, their About section on their channel is very transparently written by ChatGPT.
I hope you don’t think it controversial of me to say that if you can’t create without using AI, you shouldn’t be creating at all. I will, under extreme duress, concede that there are certain uses of AI tools which might be useful as part of the creative process. AI music tools, for example, can be quite effective if you feed them some lyrics you’ve written yourself. (Getting AI to write lyrics results in extreme garbage.)
But if all you do is put shit into an AI video generator and then spaff it out on YouTube — and you can’t even be arsed to write your own bio — you are not a creative person.
The standard argument that insufferable AI types like to trot out at this point is that generative AI “democratises” creativity by allowing anyone to “create”. Except it doesn’t, because the output is not your own work; you haven’t created anything. The result is a pile of plagiarised crap that is immediately identifiable as the product of generative AI.
And anyway, creativity is already democratised. There is tons of free software out there that anyone can download and use, for computers, phones and tablets. YouTube is full of video tutorials on how to get started, improve your techniques and take on some advanced challenges. There are several decades’ worth of text tutorials archived across various websites from over the years.
There is no excuse for taking the lazy option and just feeding a prompt into the lake-boiling plagiarism machine. If you want to be creative, be creative. But know that it takes work. And that work is worthwhile, because people will be able to tell when you have put that work in. Those who follow you will see your work improve, adapt and change over time. You’ll find your own unique “voice”. And there really is nothing quite like being able to express yourself in your own distinctive way; being able to sit back and look at something you made and think, with a slight smile on your lips, “I made that”.
With generative AI, there is none of that. You get derivative, immediately identifiable slop that all looks the same and all contains the same basic errors. You never have the experience of refining and improving your own work, because you haven’t done any work. You never find your own unique voice, because you are beholden to the algorithms and training data that the LLM you’re using has stolen from all over the Internet. And you never, really, truly, express yourself.
In the meantime, until you come to the realisation that all you’re doing is spaffing out hollow, soulless pieces of crap that look like creative works but are actually anything but, you are poisoning the entire Internet with your garbage… and, judging by the comments section on the video in question, poisoning the minds of people who aren’t familiar with just how fucking easy it is to tell the magic art-stealing machine to steal some art to your specifications.
The planet is doomed. And no-one gives a shit. Sleep well!
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