1306: Mark Book

My brain occasionally lapses into childhood when I contemplate looking at comment sections, because, as full of cretins as they sometimes are, comment sections are the modern-day equivalent of the red (sorry, green — red’s too aggressive) pen scribblings your teachers would scrawl after your assignments at school.

Imagine if the two scenarios were reversed, though. That’d be weird, wouldn’t it? Get your maths homework back with “lol fake and gay” written after it; read a New Statesman article and discover the entire comment section is nothing but people writing variations on “You have the beginnings of a good argument here, but your overuse of the word ‘problematic’ displays a disappointing lack of creativity that ultimately hurts the piece’s credibility. See me to discuss.”

Actually, I think in the latter case, that’d probably be preferable, to be honest.

I joke, but I do genuinely feel like I’m being “marked” when I see that there are comments on things that I’ve posted. In some senses, when you put something up for public perusal — particularly on something with a wider audience than this teeny-tiny personal blog — you are being marked, particularly if you’ve written something contentious.

A lot of writing on the Web is designed to persuade people of something or other, whether that’s that the reader should go and buy Gone Home (you probably should) or that the art in Dragon’s Crown is going to bring about the downfall of society as we know it (it’s probably not), and as such when someone feels compelled to leave a comment, they’re going to be going through your arguments, deciding whether or not they agree with them and then leaving their “judgement” on the piece. If someone agrees with you, it’s like getting a nice big tick, a “Good.” and a gold star; if someone disagrees with you — particularly if they do so aggressively — it’s like not only having a lengthy teacher comment that you hope your parents don’t catch a glimpse of, but it’s like having that comment publicly read out to the rest of the class.

Except there’s one key difference between comments and marks — comments are (theoretically, anyway) a dialogue; marks from your teacher are a one-way thing. (At least they were when I was at school; I wouldn’t be at all surprised if modern education invited pupils to “respond” to their teacher’s comments and/or “appeal” if they didn’t feel they’d been treated fairly.)

That’s a pretty big difference. Even if someone gives you a “bad grade” through a negative comment or a complete disagreement/dismissal of your opinion, you can attempt to engage with that person and start a conversation. Sometimes interesting discussions can arise; other times, utterly pointless shouting matches can result, leaving you wishing you’d never written the fucking thing in the first place.

Are comments valuable? There’s no easy answer to that question. I don’t think they’re valuable in all circumstances — it’s extremely rare to find a helpful YouTube comment, for example, and comments left on Facebook are 95% pointless, regardless of whether they’re left on personal posts or adverts — but at other times they can be the source of thought-provoking discussion and even the fostering of friendships. (Comments on this site have certainly fallen into that latter category, which I’m happy about, and over on USgamer we’ve mostly enjoyed respectful, well-considered discussion and debate from our commenters so far, which is immensely encouraging to see.)

Would the Internet be a better place without comment sections? Quite possibly; but it would also remove a lot of the ability to converse and engage with things that we take for granted today. So, for better or worse, they’re clearly here to stay.

Just remember to give your favourite writers a good mark every now and then!