1999: Sowing Discord

I’m always interested to find alternative ways to do things when it comes to technology, particularly if a once-reliable tool has become a messy piece of bloated crap.

Such is my feeling towards Skype, the well-known piece of messaging software that old people think is the only means of talking to people in other countries via the Internet.

Skype used to be great. It used to be simple, efficient, easy to use and easy to understand. It was intuitive and worked well. Then Microsoft got hold of it, and the entire application was redesigned from top to bottom and made almost the exact opposite of all the above adjectives. It’s now a cluttered, inefficient, clunky and unintuitive pile of hot garbage — and, for many users, a hog on system resources, too. It still does the job — just about — but its frustrating aspects far outweigh its benefits for me these days, particularly when all I really use it for is in-game chat for games that don’t directly support voice chat.

I was switched on to an app called Discord by a part-time member of our raid group in Final Fantasy XIV. I’ve never really looked into gaming-centric VOIP solutions like TeamSpeak or Mumble before, largely because they sounded complicated (and sometimes expensive) to set up. But Discord promised to be free, easy to set up and intuitive.

And what do you know? It really is.

Discord works similarly to services like TeamSpeak and Mumble in that you set up “servers”, which are private collections of text and voice channels that can each have their own permissions set. People then join the server’s public channels and, where applicable, are invited to private channels as necessary. From there, it’s a nicely self-contained system that means you can keep all your in-game friends in one easy-to-manage place, and you can make use of voice chat with them without having to dick around with “calling” each other — you just all join the same communal channel.

Best of all, it’s cross-platform, and even works in your web browser if you’re on a public computer or don’t want to download anything. It has game auto-detection systems that let your friends know what you’re playing and if you’re online, and some highly customisable notifications and text-to-speech options for true flexibility. In short, it seems like a really great piece of software that is an ideal solution for those who want a means of chatting with one another both in-game and out of the game, and it’s certainly a lot better than the big bag of dicks Skype has become over the course of the last couple of years or so.

I’m conscious I sound like an advert here, but, well, if you’re looking for something that fits the description I’ve given above, give it a shot. (If, on the other hand, you’re an elderly person looking to talk to your children who live abroad, as the stereotype goes, Skype  probably still fits your needs just fine.)

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