First up, please excuse me for just one moment.
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Thanks for bearing with that for a moment. It was deeply and completely necessary. Also, I had to reformat it so it didn’t mess up the formatting of the page. Rawr.
Right. So, this post then. I thought I’d introduce myself. Why? Because my first ever post on this blog was a long time ago, and many things have changed since then. Also, due to various things that I’m not going to go into and rant about right now, I am still looking for work.
Particularly writing work.
I am a writer. That’s what I do. First and foremost. More than anything. It is what I spend the vast majority of my days doing. I write this blog every day. I write news for the very awesome Kombo, staffed by some of the finest people I’ve ever had the good fortune to work with but not meet in many cases. I’ve written two articles for IGN. I’ve scribed a number of articles for utterly wonderful DRM-free digital-distribution site Good Old Games. I’ve submitted a bunch of stuff to BitMob, most of which was promoted to the front page as a “featured article”. I’ve covered a variety of things for parental gaming advice site WhatTheyPlay. And I edit and produce the podcast for the Squadron of Shame, which will shortly be relaunching in a triumphant new format. I also set up the Squad’s community site, the Squadron of Shame Squawkbox, which you’re welcome to join. In fact, there’s a big-ass list of most of the things I’ve done right here.
I have been semi-to-moderately prolific. And I love it. There’s more stuff in the pipeline, too. Find out more as it happens.
So, using the power of Web 2.0, I’d like to ask a favour of anyone reading this.
Pimp me out. Share my stuff. Tell people how awesome I am. Point them at this blog, and the #oneaday project. Tell them about my stupid stickmen drawings. Show them my in-depth, opinionated news articles on Kombo which actually provoke discussion when I dare to mention Phantasy Star in anything less than positive terms. Dazzle them with my mad interviewing skills on my IGN articles about Crackdown 2, the first time I’d ever visited a developer.
‘Cause I’d very much like this all to work out. Writing is awesome, and through it I’ve learned a lot about myself, met some fantastic and awesome people and joined a community of people who are as passionate about the things we love as I am. It may not always pay well (or indeed at all in many cases), but it’s what I love to do. So if you can help me gain any exposure using your undoubtedly fabulous amounts of influence that you hold on the web—that’s a really nice shirt, by the way—then I’d of course be eternally grateful and will buy you a bag of chocolate raisins or something.
In the meantime, a good friend (and Captain #oneaday), Mr Chris Schilling, has convinced me I should be pitching stuff around the place. So if you’re a writer or involved in the publishing industry yourself and have any contacts you’d be willing and able to introduce me to, I’d very much appreciate that, too.
Shameless, I know. But whadyagunnado?
