2349: Arcade Golf…?

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To my surprise, the game I’m enjoying most out of the Neo Geo collection I got recently is Neo Turf Masters, a golf game. Now, I’m not averse to a good golf game at the best of times, but I’m really surprised and impressed with how well Neo Turf Masters adapts the standard golf game format to a (relatively) fast-paced, challenging arcade format. It really works!

Neo Turf Masters is pretty simple and straightforward as far as golf games go. You don’t have to worry about things like elevation when driving your way up the fairway, just smack the ball in the right direction and make sure it doesn’t land in places it shouldn’t. When it’s on the green, line up with the hole and hit the button when your power meter is around the same point as the handy mark showing where you should hit it. Repeat.

It’s refreshingly simple, even as the more cartoony golf games (such as Sony’s Everybody’s Golf series) adopt more complex mechanics, and it works really well for a quick game of golf. Despite the simplicity of the basic mechanics, the game instead provides most of its challenge through some surprisingly fiendish course designs and an extremely unforgiving structure designed to keep you pumping coins into the arcade original version. (Of course, on the port you can simply continue as many times as you like, but this isn’t really in the spirit of playing arcade games.)

No, Neo Turf Masters’ biggest challenge comes from its unusual “lives” system. You begin the game with 3 lives or “holes” and spend one of these lives any time you get a Par. (For the non golfing-literate, this means putting the ball in the hole in the exact number of shots the hole’s Par says.) If you get a Bogey (one more shot than the Par) you spend an extra hole on top of this. But if you get a Birdie (one fewer shot than the Par) you not only don’t lose the hole, you get an extra one to add to your stock. I haven’t seen what happens if you do worse than a Bogey or better than a Birdie because my skills at Neo Turf Masters are thoroughly average.

I really like this system, though. It has the arcadey addictive quality of wanting to “1cc” (1 Credit Clear) it without using the Continue function, but considering I can only make it to about hole 4 or so before getting a Game Over, I feel it may be a while before I can manage a full round yet. Still, this is a game designed very much in the old-school mould, where you couldn’t just plough through it from start to finish — you had to get good at it. And that’s fine! If you could just hammer straight through it would be back on the shelf in less than a couple of hours; with only four courses on offer, there’s not a lot of “content” (as modern gamers like to say) here, but it will sure as hell take you a while to master the game and its courses enough to be able to clear each of them.

Easy to pick up, difficult to master, then; something of a mantra for retro games, arcade games in particular, and I can see that the Neo Geo library, regardless of genre, very much seems to be designed around this particular philosophy. And I like it!


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