2175: Nail’d It

My good friend Mr Alex Connolly was kind enough to donate me a copy of Nail’d on Steam over the Christmas period. This is a game he’s mentioned to me before, but I’d never gotten around to trying it. Now I’m regretting not checking it out sooner!

Nail’d is an offroad racing game from Techland and Deep Silver, the developer-publisher combo perhaps best known in recent years for the Dead Island series and its not-really-but-sort-of follow-up Dying Light. It’s an unshamed arcade racer experience, with no pretensions towards having a plot or any reason for existing beyond simply being fun — nor, it must be said, is it making any attempt whatsoever to be the slightest bit realistic.

Nail’d is ridiculous. There’s no other word for it, really. From the moment you squeeze the accelerator and you immediately ramp up to approximately three thousand miles per hour in less than a tenth of a second, it’s clear that this is not a game intended to be taken seriously. This feeling is further cemented when you take your first jump and spend a good ten seconds airborne before landing with no ill effects, and set in diamond when you crash for the first time and your quad-bike explodes into fragments, while your driver goes spinning off into the distance with exaggerated ragdoll physics.

Taking part in a race in Nail’d is a rollercoaster ride. There’s dips and undulations, huge jumps, banked corners, environmental hazards, narrow gaps to traverse and stunts to perform. Pleasingly, there are multiple routes through each track, too, bringing the races a feel somewhat akin to EA’s classic SSX series back in its heyday, particularly as many of Nail’d‘s races are downhill point-to-point affairs rather than circuit races.

I hadn’t previously been particularly interested in motocross or ATV racing games before, and I don’t know how many of them are like Nail’d. But I do feel I’ve been missing out on some crazy offroad fun with this game, at least; it’s an absolute pleasure to play, it’s a challenge while keeping its mechanics extremely simple, and it’s one of the most thrilling, exciting racers I’ve come across, ever. It’s just a pity that the multiplayer servers are no longer active, so it’s not currently possible to share the ridiculousness of a Nail’d race with other people, except by doing some jiggery-pokery with the LAN mode and external software.

My arcade racing renaissance continues, then; Nail’d has been a delight to discover, and it’s inspiring me to check out some other racers I haven’t spent all that much time with — or haven’t tried at all — with a mind to doing a full roundup at some point in the future, either here on the blog or in video format, or perhaps even both!

Now I think I’ll go hurl myself off a few cliffs before bedtime…