You don’t realise how much you’re going to miss the “proper” Internet until you don’t have it. I’m writing this using a T-Mobile 3G dongle which, to be fair, works perfectly fine for the most part (except for the data limits, which make it impractical for use for anything more than fairly light web browsing) but it’s 1) not as fast as “proper” Internet and 2) rather more expensive at £2 per day.
Proper Internet for us is still about two weeks away. I’ve never quite understood exactly why it takes so long for Internet access (and a phone line, for that matter) to reach your house. After all, in most cases the infrastructure is already in place. Okay, sure, sometimes they have to “send an engineer out” but the last few times I’ve set up my own Internet access said engineer has done very little besides bring some equipment. While the personal touch is nice, I’d be happier with receiving it by post if someone can just flip a switch a bit quicker.
I know, I know, it’s probably considerably more complicated than that, and with all the households in the UK, the finite stock of engineers which can be sent out at any one time only goes so far. But have a heart; how will I watch endless cat videos, play stupid Flash games and indeed download the gigabytes of updates my reinstalled (again) Mac insists are absolutely necessary?
That said, where we are now is certainly a far cry from just five to ten years ago. I recall struggling on with dial-up Internet for a few weeks when moving in to a new place, and inevitably forgetting to disconnect it at one point only to confront the next person to pick the phone up with digital squealing. And even further back than that, I recall dial-up Internet being the only Internet. Getting some time on the Internet (after 6pm, naturally) was a real treat, and downloading a file of 1MB or more was something you had to plan ahead for.
In some ways, I miss those days. It made browsing the Web seem like a “special” experience — particularly with the pain in the arse it was to get some browsers working with certain ISPs. Nowadays, we just take our Facebook, YouTube and Wikipedia for granted.
I guess it’s one way of the human race showing how adaptable it is. Give the people a new tool to use and it won’t be very long in the grand scheme of things before its widespread adoption worldwide. Perhaps our bodies have stopped evolving, and all future evolution will be done in the digital space?
Perhaps. It sounds like an exciting sci-fi future. But it’s all very well until there’s a power cut.
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