#oneaday, Day 162: WTF?

Yesterday, my evening was brought to a screeching halt by the discovery of what happens if you go to Google, type in “2204355” and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”. (Hint: it’s this.) This particular work of art is evidence of why the Internet is something that no-one will ever be able to understand. Thinking about that animation and trying to explain it is enough to make OMG HEAD ASPLODE.

Couple that with the fact that some people seem to be convinced that the number “2204355” has some sort of significance (a fact which I did some immensely frustrating and unfruitful research on today) and you’ve got yourself a proper mystery. Conspiracy theorists would say that the people who claim to know what “2204355” means but won’t tell anyone really don’t actually know and are just fucking with everyone. It’s entirely possible. I’ve given up thinking about it and just taken to enjoying the dance and the music. CHIKKUN.

Of course, this isn’t the first time that an inexplicable meme has swept the Internet. We’ve had this. And this. And this. Not to mention the many different cats who can do incredible things. And let’s not forget the immortal Keyboard Cat, of course. Fatso may be long dead, but his legacy lives on to bring joy to millions.

Love them or hate them, internet memes like this are here to stay. They appear, explode in popularity virally, get overplayed and generally by the time parents or grandparents start emailing them to you as a .wmv file accompanied by size 18 Times New Roman type in bright pink, it’s time to leave them alone again. But by then, something new will have appeared.

The thing that pops into my head every time I see something like this is “who came up with that… and how?” Who thought it would be a great idea to get a pixellated video of a black dude dancing and eating chicken and combine it with a hypnotic rainbow background and a chiptune version of the theme from A.L.F? Who realised that saying the words “badger” and “mushroom” over and over was inexplicably funny? Why combine a spinning leek with a Swedish folk song? Why are cats so awesome?

These are questions that will never be answered. But for every idiotic, ill-informed, racist, twattish, knobhead dicksplat that you come across on the Internet, remember, somewhere out there there’s someone who will come up with one of these masterpieces of viral pop culture, whether it’s through creativity, insanity or both.

Today, I salute those people. You make the world a better place and can brighten even the darkest of times.