Partway through writing the previous post, I was surprised to see a weird yellow underline appear under one of the words I’d used. I hovered over it and was horrified to see the symbol no-one wants to see pop up, completely unasked for and unbidden. It seems that Automattic, makers of WordPress and specifically the JetPack plugin that handles things like social sharing and search engine optimisation, have been sneaking in an “AI Assistant” without anyone asking for it.
And I really haven’t asked for it, because I saw it pop up in the sidebar a few months back and immediately turned it off in the options. See:
And yet turning it off in there has not made it go away. Because this shit is still here:
I do not want this. I did not ask for this. I specifically turned this off and it’s still fucking there. And you can guarantee with that “Available Requests” counter at the bottom, they’re going to try and sell me a subscription plan to get more “credits” for their stupid pointless pile of crap feature.
I am not the only one who feels this way. And the fact that comments are closed on WordPress’ blog announcing this garbage feature speaks volumes.
A recent study published by the Journal of Hospitality Marketing and Management suggests that the terms “AI” or “artificial intelligence” are proving a turnoff to users.
“When AI is mentioned, it tends to lower emotional trust,” said the lead author Mesut Cicek. “We found emotional trust plays a critical role in how consumers perceive AI-powered products.”
The study is mostly around purchasing decisions rather than just generally using services, but the point stands: people see “AI” in something these days, and unless they’re an insufferable Silicon Valley-poisoned techbro, they are immediately switched off by it. Social network Bluesky recently announced that they were partnering with social analytics and scheduling platform Buffer, and the response was universally negative not because Buffer is a particularly bad service on the whole — I’ve used it in the past — but because they, like so many other tech companies right now, have shoehorned in an “AI Assistant” when no-one wanted one.
No-one wants this. Stop trying to make AI happen. It’s not going to happen.
I’ve long recommended WordPress as a great platform for folks who want to build a regularly updated website without getting too deep into the nitty gritty of web dev. But forcing AI on people may cause me to rethink that somewhat.
I wouldn’t mind it being there if it was opt-in, and one could ignore it. But it is not. It is turned on by default. And you can’t make it completely go away, only stop it being quite as annoying.
I cannot wait for this AI “gold rush” to be over. It is infesting everything even vaguely tech-related right now, including services that, as noted, I would previously have recommended without any reservations whatsoever.
Fuck off, AI. As a large language model, you are ill-equipped to receive my fist up your arsehole, but you’re going to anyway.
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