1279: Hauling Ass (and Wood, Propane and Other Exciting Things)

I picked up Euro Truck Simulator 2 in the Steam Sale the other day on a bit of a whim. This is one of those simulator games that, like Farming Simulator, was roundly mocked upon its original release, but promptly turned out to be a rather good game.

I haven’t spent a huge amount of time with it so far and I don’t know how much time I will spend with it in the long term, but early impressions are that it is basically a game that I’ve thought should exist for a long time — that is to say, it’s Elite, but on the roads instead of in space.

Okay, that’s perhaps not quite accurate; you’re not really “trading” stuff, you’re simply taking jobs and hauling shit (sometimes literally) from one place to another, and there’s certainly no “combat” besides any accidents you deliberately cause yourself, but the idea of fusing a management/business game with a vehicle simulator is a sound one, and it has always surprised me somewhat that we’ve only ever seen it happen in space, really.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 is an odd experience. It’s a driving game, but without all the jostling for position and chaos that normally accompanies driving games that focus on racing. It’s an open-world game, but without anything to really “do” besides seek out truck dealerships, try and visit every road in the game and sightsee. I haven’t got far enough into the game to look at the business sim side of things yet, but I assume that will add an element of light strategy to the mix, particularly once you start hiring other drivers, too.

It’s a peculiarly relaxing experience to play. Once your truck is out on the open road, you don’t really have to do a lot besides ensure you don’t hit anything, and try not to get caught by speed cameras. But it’s pleasingly chilled out to just trundle along at 50mph down some convincingly-realised (if geographically-inaccurate) roads that go to real, actual places with recognisable landmarks. It also implements another feature that I’ve always thought should be in open-world driving games — the ability to stream Internet radio stations as the soundtrack to your drive. I was listening to some pleasingly mellow German jazz while I drove from Southampton to Dover earlier.

I say it’s a relaxing experience to play. Well, that’s only mostly true: it’s relaxing until you reach your destination and have to reverse the fucking thing into a parking space. Parking a truck is horrendously difficult and I have new-found respect for anyone who is able to do it successfully, particularly in a yard that doesn’t have very much space available. I don’t really understand how to make it go the correct way when I’m reversing it yet, but I’m sure it’s something that comes with practice.

Anyway, I guess what I’m saying in a roundabout way is that if you’ve seen Euro Truck Simulator 2 in the Steam sale and are mildly curious about it, do yourself a favour and download it. You might just find yourself enjoying the experience. It’s just a shame there isn’t multiplayer; hauling stuff around Europe with a friend would be a lot of fun, I feel.