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1960: Preview a Game Like Polygon

FIFA 16 is a game about football, and you probably want that

FIFA 16 should be celebrated for its inclusion of women players -- better late than never.
FIFA 16 should be celebrated for its inclusion of women players — better late than never.

There’s a joyful cheer from the crowd; a roar of approval and a vibrant expression of intense approval. But I can’t join in; I know it’s not real.

It’s literally not real. It’s a virtual crowd in a virtual stadium, applauding, cheering and yelling in delight at a goal that didn’t happen. But that doesn’t stop some of the other real people who are nearby joining in with their own whoops, hollers, shouts and cries.

I’m at Wembley Stadium in London, spiritual home of football — at least in the United Kingdom. Some of my companions clearly feel that coming here is like having the opportunity to visit the Holy Land, particularly as we’re in one of the mysterious event rooms that the public don’t usually get to see. Even those who aren’t looking at the screen seem excited; they’re pointing at pictures on the walls, and at the view through the window out onto the pitch.

I envy them a little as I stand back, sipping my fizzy water and munching on a canape, wishing desperately that there was someone else here who wanted to have an open and frank discussion about the situation in Syria. But there isn’t. I’m alone; so very alone, even though this room is full of people. I’d find it distressing if I weren’t so used to it, but this is my life thanks to the choices I’ve made: doomed to forever operate on the fringe of events like this, unable to participate or even put up a convincing facade of excitement at the abject tedium I so despise unfolding on the screen in front of me.

The game at times lacks racial diversity, but the presence of women after so many years makes up for this to a certain degree.
The game at times lacks racial diversity, but the presence of women after so many years makes up for this to a certain degree.

The virtual crowd cheers again, and there’s a roar of approval from my assembled colleagues; apparently whoever it is that has the controller right now has scored an impressive goal against the carefully selected PR person: I’m guessing they play well enough to show the game at its best, while simultaneously being able to let my peers win and give them a sense of satisfaction and send them away with a positive impression of this dreadful, interminable, never-changing series of awful games.

But do any games truly change? After all, we’re still shooting people of colour in obviously Middle Eastern allegories. We’re still relentlessly collecting objects in what is clearly a potent metaphor for capitalism that shoots straight over the head of most people. We’re still upholding traditional gender roles and tacitly encouraging the approval of the patriarchal status quo — a status quo that objectifies and exploits women — over more progressive attitudes. And we’re still playing the same old sports; outlets for attitudes of toxic masculinity that are only distinguishable from the never-ending stream of games allowing testosterone-fuelled men to indulge their wildest, most perverse of rape culture fantasies by the fact that they are slightly less violent than Call of Duty and Destiny.

There are women in FIFA 16, which I suppose is worthy of some praise, and football games by their very nature include a healthy number of people of colour. But the outcry from the vast majority of the Internet over the inclusion of women’s teams in this installment indicates that the world of sports games is still very much a man’s world — but only if you’re the right kind of man, of course. I’m not the right kind of man, it seems; I’m happy to see women included in the game as a step forward for progressiveness rather than, as some particularly obnoxious Facebook comments had it, the chance to “combine boobs and football”.

A woman playing football.
A woman playing football.

I finish my fizzy water and head for the table to pour another. I feel a touch on my shoulder and turn around to see who is trying to attract my attention. It’s the PR person who was playing the game a moment ago — I think her name was Ashleigh — and she’s giving me a gentle smile.

“You don’t look like you’re having a good time,” she says.

“No,” I say. “I’m not.”

I want to elaborate, to tell her that attending this event is a living hell for me, that there is literally anything I would rather be doing than taking a look at a game I have no interest in that represents a sport that I despise with absolute passion owing to its use for continuing the dominance of the prevalent toxic patriarchal attitudes in society. But I don’t. After my admission, I simply take another sip of water.

“You should give the game a try,” she says, still smiling — though I have a feeling that it’s changed from a genuinely warm smile to a false one. She proffers a DualShock 4 controller; I contemplate it for a moment, its wonderful ergonomic curves bringing to mind the body shape of a beautiful woman who cares not for whether she’s “beach body ready”, but then I shake such borderline misogynistic thoughts from my mind lest Ashleigh can see the beast of suppressed lust in my eyes and dismisses me as yet another perpetuator of rape culture rather than the progressive feminist that I actually am. “You might enjoy it.”

“I don’t think I will,” I say, giving her a smile of my own. Then I put down my unfinished glass of fizzy water, head for the door and don’t look back.

It’s raining outside. The black clouds overhead mirror the darkness in my soul. There’s a flash of light and a clap of thunder, and I realise, as if given a message from a non-specific divine entity, that I am wasting my life.

(Disclosure: This article is a parody of this monstrosity that hit the Interwebs yesterday to much well-deserved derision.)

1941: What Happened to the Games Press?

I find myself thinking this a lot recently, particularly as sites like Polygon do increasingly stupid things on a seemingly daily basis (just recently, they managed to piss off the entire community of people who enjoy modern niche Japanese RPGs with a spectacularly ill-informed piece that I posted a lengthy rebuttal to over on MoeGamer, and subsequently baffled everyone by complaining that The Witcher 3 didn’t appear to have any black people in it, and that in a setting where, canonically, women are treated like shit, the women were treated like shit) and I find myself increasingly turning to smaller sites on the few occasions I do actually want to read someone else’s thoughts about games — and to Twitter on the more frequent occasions when I want to talk about games with people who share my interests.

The games press used to be the very definition of “enthusiast”, in that it was, well, enthusiastic. Upcoming new games were anticipated with excitement, unexpectedly brilliant games were celebrated, legendarily awful games became famous in their own right. In most cases, coverage was handled in a light-hearted, humorous and often irreverent manner, not afraid to crack politically incorrect jokes and generally seem like the people responsible for it were actually having a good time.

These days, I go to a site like Polygon and often come away feeling like its writers actively hate the medium they claim to specialise in. It seems like every other week there’s a new big controversy of some description, and these sites seem to take it upon themselves to take a Firm Moral Standpoint on such issues, usually with the strong implications that If You Don’t Agree With This, You Are An Awful Shit and Should Probably Be Killed.

Sometimes these controversies become justifiably big deals — although, to be honest, it’s getting harder and harder to think of genuine examples, simply because of the amount of noise spouted on a daily basis. It’s the “Boy Who Cried Wolf” syndrome; the more you shout and scream and rave about How Awful Everything Is, Oh My! *faints* the less likely people are to take you seriously. Particularly when it’s just so incongruous; I can’t quite work out if the abrupt gear-change into “by the way, this is misogynist and probably racist too” in Polygon’s otherwise very positive review of The Witcher 3 is hilarious or tragic, but either way, I can’t take it seriously any more, because it’s just parroting the same points I’ve seen over and over again, without any real consideration of context.

I think back to the days when I used to read games magazines before the Internet came along and ruined that industry. I think back with fond memories on the specific magazines I used to read — mostly the ones my brother worked on, for obvious reasons — and can actually remember a lot about them: the articles therein, the games covered, the reasons I liked taking them into the toilet to read while I was having a shit even if I’d already read them from cover to cover multiple times. Advanced Computer Entertainment (aka ACE); Zero; Mega Drive Advanced Gaming; Control (later Super Control); ST Action; Atari User; Page 6; The Official Nintendo Magazine; N64 Magazine; PSM; GamesTM; PC Player; PC Zone; EGM; OPM; and doubtless some others I’ve forgotten — I don’t remember any of these magazines ever taking a Firm Moral Standpoint on controversial issues, and I certainly don’t ever remember them directly attacking either portions of or their whole audience. (Well, except for Charlie Brooker’s “Sick Notes” section in latter-day PC Zone, in which people wrote in to him specifically to get insulted.)

Meanwhile, today, we have a far more fast-moving games press in which articles are generally disposable, forgettable, designed to get quick, immediate clicks right now and, for the most part, not remain “evergreen” and stand the test of time. That means a rise in tabloid-style controversy and moral panics, and a decline in writers having the opportunity to express their own specific, creative voices or specialisms. And that’s really sad.

One positive thing that is coming of the growing sense of dissatisfaction a lot of people like myself feel with the big gaming sites is the fact that smaller sites are on the rise, and doing a good job from a content perspective of catering to niches that are typically underserved by the mainstream publications. The situation isn’t ideal as yet — most of these outlets aren’t able to pay their staff, since making money from writing words on the Internet is harder than it’s ever been, given people’s reluctance to pay for things online, and even greater reluctance to allow themselves to be advertised at — but it is undergoing a change.

I’m glad to see that, in some respects, but sad in others; as time goes on, we move further and further away from what I now recognise, with the rose-tinted spectacles of +1 nostalgia, as the Golden Age of Games Magazines. Fashions come and go, of course, but with the way the media has been advancing over the course of the last ten or twenty years, I don’t see us returning to anything like it any time soon.