I had a sudden and irrepressible urge for some Neptunia today, so I fired up the Neptunia game I was last working on: Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed. Having figured out that yes, it is indeed possible to stop the PlayStation TV from recognising accidental clicking of L3 or R3 as simulated touchscreen touches (which had previously made getting overexcited in this game somewhat hazardous, since I have a habit of clicking one or both of the sticks in when gripping the controller tightly) I decided to play it on the big screen. And I was reminded what an enjoyable game it is.

For those unfamiliar, Neptunia U, as I shall refer to it hereafter, is a collaborative, non-canonical entry in the Neptunia series (inasmuch as Neptunia even has a coherent canon, which is perhaps questionable) developed by both series creators Compile Heart and Senran Kagura developers Tamsoft. The latter’s influence is very much evident in the game, since it plays rather like their other Vita game, Senran Kagura Estival Versus, right down to the characters’ clothes getting ripped as they take damage.

Much like Senran Kagura, Neptunia U presents you with a series of missions to undertake, some of which are purely designed to challenge you and/or allow you to level up your characters, while others advance the plot. Neptunia U also throws a spanner in the works in its second chapter with “Irregular Quests”, which generally have some sort of condition to you beating them rather than simply killing everything. The twist is that the game doesn’t tell you what this objective is outright; you’re expected to figure it out for yourself, though starting and quitting the mission does trigger a scene where the characters give you a few hints as to what you might want to do. Irregular objectives range from killing all of a specific type of enemy (while others respawn infinitely) to swapping characters in order to temporarily be able to deal damage to otherwise-invincible enemies.

Neptunia U’s systems are fairly simple — like Senran Kagura, each character has both a fast, weak attack and a strong, slow attack as well as a couple of limited-use special moves. And, again, like its titty-ninja counterpart, the challenge is not necessarily in being able to perform these moves and combos — pretty much all of the combos in question run Square 4 or 5 times followed by Triangle — but in understanding the animations and movements involved in the abilities in order to deal damage most efficiently and clear levels quickly. Efficient performance results in bigger experience rewards at the conclusion of the level, as well as providing you with more Medals that drop from monsters. Collecting medals unlocks permanent stat boosts for the entire cast as well as new equippable items to boost (or, in some cases, deliberately penalise) their abilities.

Neptunia U is a game made for people who love the grind. It’s not a particularly difficult game for the most part — at least its rather short, sub-6 hour story mode isn’t; I’m yet to get into the substantial endgame involving the Neptral Tower dungeon — but in order to unlock everything and see everything, you’ll need to grind a fair bit in various ways. You’ll need to grind missions to gain enough experience to level up the characters. You’ll need to grind specific missions in order to collect the enemy medals you need to unlock all the equipment. You’ll need to grind specific partnerships of characters in order to raise everyone’s Lily Rank to maximum — always the most time-consuming part of any Neptunia game, but pretty much everyone who calls themselves a fan somehow cannot resist this task every time it comes up — and you’ll need to make sure said partnerships are levelled enough to clear the few character-specific missions throughout the game. In other words, if you’re not up for a bit of grinding, this game will last you about 6 hours; if you are, however, it will push into substantial double-digit territory at the very least.

Mostly, I just like it because it’s an enjoyable, simple brawler with quick, snappy levels and my favourite characters in the world smacking the shit out of all manner of different enemies. Of particular note is the game’s implementation of the series’ iconic “HDD” forms for the characters: in some of the mainline installments, these transformations didn’t feel substantially more powerful than the characters’ “human” counterparts, but here, their new movesets, animations and massively increased damage potential makes them feel as they should: earth-shatteringly powerful, cutting through enemies like butter. They are goddesses, after all.

I’m going to try and bash out the rest of the story mode in the next few days and then investigate the endgame. Whether it will crush my soul like the Lily Rank grind in Hyperdevotion Noire remains to be seen, but it’s Nep-Nep, so of course I’m going to see it through to the bitter end; spending some time away from my favourite goddesses has only reminded me how much I love them. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that.