#oneaday Day 76: The Alternative Video Game BAFTAs

So the BAFTA Video Games Awards happened. Last night, in fact. And while the nominations were fairly predictable, there was a relatively pleasing spread of different titles that actually won. In fact, I did a lovely writeup over at GamePro that you should probably go read.

But enough of that. Those awards are all very conventional. So I thought I’d come up with some of my own. Without further ado, I present the Alternative Video Game BAFTAs.

Most Opportunities To Go To The Toilet In A Video Game

Winner: Heavy Rain, where despite the fact there is no logical reason for you to make your characters go to the toilet, you find yourself doing so anyway.

Honourable mention: The Sims 3, which only didn’t win because it didn’t come out in 2010, unless you count the console version, which I don’t, except when putting it in as an Honourable Mention.

Game No-One Had Heard Of When I Played But Now Most People Have Heard Of

Winner: Recettear: An Item Shop’s Tale, one of the most charming games I played last year, promptly got very excited about and some months later everyone else seemed to discover.

Game That Has Been On My Shelf The Longest, Unopened

Winner: Resident Evil 4 on PlayStation 2, which I’m not sure counts any more because I started playing it last night.

Former Winner: Final Fantasy XII.

The “MMO That Isn’t Boring” Award

Winner: DC Universe Online, which I am aware came out in January of this year, not last year, but these are my awards, so my rules.

Game Most Likely To Make You Feel Uncomfortable If Someone Walks In On You Playing It

Winner: Deathsmiles, for reasons that are well-documented.

Runner-Up: Recettear: An Item Shop’s Tale. “That looks shit and cheesy and their voices are really annoying and my God that music!” “No, but it’s really funny! Seriously!” “Shut up. I’m going to go and play Starcraft.”

Honourable Mention: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2, the most summery game in the Universe. I know it didn’t come out last year, but I still play it in the summertime because it’s like being on holiday with improbably-proportioned women who like jetskiing. I have an Achievement and everything.

Sadomasochism Award

Winner: Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, a game which enjoys kicking you in the balls so much that it’s enough to put most people off within a matter of minutes. I, on the other hand, have sunk over 20 hours into it and have just started playing it again.

The “I Love You But You Make Me Angry” Award

Winner: Mass Effect 2, for being a magnificent game that I finished before all the DLC came out and considered going back to just to play the extra stuff but then decided to wait for the “definitive” PS3 version, which then has some extra DLC announced for it, too. STOP IT. STOP MAKING THAT GAME. YOU FINISHED IT. MAKE THE SEQUEL. AND DON’T FUCK IT UP OR RUSH IT OR POST REVIEWS FOR IT ON METACRITIC.

The Game I Keep Forgetting Exists But Is Actually Really Good

Winner: Frozen Synapse, a wonderfully inventive take on the competitive shooter that is turn-based and play-by-email. And awesome.

The Game I Got Best At While I Was Really Totally Off My Face On Expensive Cider

Winner: Joe Danger, a game which my friend Sam and I started playing early in the evening, got drunk and accidentally played for over 3 hours. Highlight of the night was when I discovered how to get massive scores while Sam was in the toilet, meaning that when he came back my average score was roughly 1,000 times more than when he left.

Best Game

Winner: Deadly Premonition. No further explanation required.

Best Video Game Podcast

Winner: The Squadron of Shame SquadCast. Of course.

The Alternative BAFTA Fellowship

Winner: @SpaceDrakeCF from Carpe Fulgur for the magnificent localisation job on Recettear. We’re talking a translation of Phoenix Wright quality here. Not only that, but he was consistently entertaining to follow during GDC and provided some excellent “liveblogs” of the sessions he attended.

#oneaday, Day 78: It Never Rains But It Podcasts…

It’s 3 in the morning and I’ve just finished recording the latest SquadCast on the subject of David Cage’s Heavy Rain.

Featuring me, Chris Whittington, Mark Whiting and Jeff Parsons, we certainly all have plenty to say on the subject of the game. It should be a good episode, and I’ll keep you all posted as to when it’s up online and available to download.

For any of you reading this through the One A Day project, or stumbling across this blog for non-games reasons, the Squadron of Shame are a group of gamers who have come together with the express purpose of digging up overlooked underdogs and giving them a damn good (and often lengthy) critiquing. We podcast on a semi-regular basis about these games and tell you why you should play them… or not, in some cases.

For more information, if this sounds like something you might be interested in, check out our official (work-in-progress) site here or follow us on Twitter. You can also become a Fan on Facebook. Just search for our Page. I’d post the link but I’m on my iPhone right now. I’m sure you can find it. You’re big boys and girls.

Gratuitous self-promotion now over, it’s time for bed. Yes, that’s it for today. It is 3am, after all.

One A Day, Day 41: Storm Passed

I just finished Heavy Rain. I’m intending on writing a more lengthy piece about it for BitMob over the next couple of days, but for now I’d just like to share some bullet-point thoughts with you all, hopefully without spoilers. In no particular order…

  • Agent Norman Jayden is the only character in the game who doesn’t pronounce the name “Norman” correctly.
  • Those facial animations are incredible. There’s a number of scenes where characters show “genuine” emotion.
  • I dig the fact that the interface conveys emotions. If a character is scared or nervous about something, the interaction icon for it wobbles about to varying degrees. Same for the “thoughts” you can pull up by pressing L2.
  • Say what you like about QTEs, Heavy Rain’s are some of the best around. Several of them actually left me with sweaty palms.
  • The integration of Sixaxis motion controls in the QTEs is a nice touch. Thumping someone around the head by actually slamming your controller into their face is immensely satisfying.
  • I didn’t think the voice acting (a common criticism) was that bad. The characters sounded like real people, which is something video game actors often forget. The simple fact that the characters puff, pant, wheeze, grunt and moan convincingly as well as just talking helps with this.
  • The camerawork is very realistic. I don’t think there were any parts where the camera stays completely “still”. It always has a slight “hand-held wobble” to it.
  • The game is genuinely emotionally engaging throughout. I can’t put my finger on why, but I know that once I started playing, I didn’t want to stop. As a result, I’ve finished it two days after acquiring it. With no regrets.
  • Finally we’ve got a game who can make CG characters cry reasonably convincingly…
  • …but still not kiss very well.
  • This is the first game I’ve seen where characters can actually put on and remove clothes without having to cut away to avoid animating cloth.
  • I’m now intrigued to try another playthrough, knowing what I know now. It likely won’t have the same emotional impact, but I’m interested to see if there were any… ahh… “clues” throughout.

Right. Enough, otherwise I’ll get into spoiler territory. Off to bed!

One A Day, Day 39: Inclement Weather Conditions

Whoops! I know this is technically breaking the rules but as long as I’m caught up by the end of the day, it doesn’t matter.

So where was I last night? Heavy Rain is the simple answer to that.

The gamers among you will already be familiar with this game and you’ll probably have your own opinions on it, but for those of you who haven’t come across it yet or were asking about it, here’s what it’s about.

Heavy Rain markets itself as “interactive drama”. Despite being on the PlayStation 3, it’s keen to distance itself from the idea of traditional “video games” and by its own admission isn’t afraid to “break with conventions”. This basically means that it’s an interactive movie where you take part in the murder/kidnapping mystery story as four protagonists (none of whom are guaranteed to survive to the end credits) and interact with the world, making choices about how to act, what to say and so on.

Those of you who have played adventure games before will think this all sounds terribly familiar, but it’s the means through which Heavy Rain is executed which makes it something a bit different from the norm. For starters, it doesn’t play like a traditional “adventure” as such. You don’t have an inventory screen, for one thing, there are no status screens, menu bars or anything like that. Interaction all takes place by moving your character around the various locations and small icons popping up with “movements” depicted on them. The movements are intended to mimic what your hands would actually do to take that action in reality, so for example, opening a door is often a case of pulling down (to move the handle) then “out” (to open the door). It also makes use of the motion sensitivity of the PlayStation 3’s controller, so, for example, to kick a door down you might “throw” the controller down (obviously making sure you hold on to it).

It’s an interesting method of interaction that was first seen in the developers’ previous game, Indigo Prophecy (or Fahrenheit, as it was known in Europe) – a game which also had pretensions of being a movie rather than a game, including the “New Game” option on the title screen being replaced by the “New Movie” option.

The thing I particularly like about Heavy Rain is the emotional engagement factor. The story is unashamedly adult, and that doesn’t mean gratuitously violent or sexual (though the game isn’t afraid to show either) – it means a mature story that deals with themes and emotions that (I imagine) children would find difficult to comprehend, such as bereavement, anxiety, depression and, at times, outright panic. There are quite a few things that happen (and I won’t spoil anything here) that it’s unusual to see handled in a “video game” with the same degree of care that they are here – at least, I think so. There are others who feel differently, but in a sense I think the fact that this game means different things to different people (whether those things they feel are positive or negative) is a good thing.

One protagonist, Ethan, suffers from anxiety, depression and discomfort around crowds, all things which I’ve had experience of. His reasons for suffering these things are very different from mine, but I can understand the emotions which he is going through which are depicted in the game. Much of the early part of the game revolves around his increasingly uncomfortable relationship with his son, and the game does awkward silences well, too. You have the option to sit Ethan down next to his son, but when the conversation options run out, there’s not necessarily an indication that it’s “time to move on” – you could find yourself sitting in uncomfortable silence for a few minutes, and unlike other games where you’re constantly pushed on to the next objective, sitting in uncomfortable silence feels like an important part of the Heavy Rain experience.

The term “interactive movie” will inevitably conjure up images of the terrible video-based games that were around in the mid-1990s, but it’s good to see that with the advent of impressive, realistic graphics that can be rendered in real-time that we can finally have a movie-like experience with some interactions that are rather more meaningful than “movie stops, click a button to see the next clip”. There’s a touch of the Uncanny Valley about the characters to some, but there’s no doubt that particularly when it comes to facial animations and lip-sync that these are some of the most realistic controllable computer-generated characters you’ll see. I remember being struck by this some time ago when this first promotional video was shown:

Interestingly, this movie is from several years back, and the characters look even better now.

I played for a while last night and the game clearly had an impact on me, as I feel like I spent most of the night dreaming about it. I don’t often dream about games, movies or books, so there must have been something there which had an “impact” – even Mass Effect 2, absolutely the best game I’ve played recently both in terms of story and gameplay, didn’t have the same effect.

I look forward to seeing how the story continues, and if the developers’ much-vaunted “YOUR DECISIONS MATTER!” schtick is genuine.