2396: The Many Final Fantasies You Haven’t Played

One thing that really, really bugs me about people who say they “don’t like Final Fantasy” is that they’re showing a spectacular lack of awareness of what the series actually is and how it has evolved over the years.

I’ve previously remarked on how the mainline numbered series has radically reinvented itself with each installment, and how it is thus dumb as hell to refuse to play any of them on the grounds that you didn’t like one of them, but one aspect of the series that doesn’t get brought up nearly as much is the fact that there are numerous entries outside of those main numbered entries that represent even more diversity in gameplay styles, aesthetics and overall “feel” while still remaining recognisably “Final Fantasy” at their core.

Just off the top of my head, here are some examples — this is not, by any means, an exhaustive list, either:

• Final Fantasy Adventure (Game Boy) — actually part of the Seiken Densetsu/Mana series if we’re being picky, but it has Final Fantasy on the box in Western territories, so it totally counts. This is an action RPG a bit like the older top-down Zelda games with the addition of more explicitly RPG-style mechanics and systems such as experience points and levelling up.
• Final Fantasy Legend I, II, III (Game Boy) — like its stablemate, this is actually part of a different series, in this case SaGa, but once again, since it has Final Fantasy on the box in Western territories, it counts as a Final Fantasy spinoff. While initially appearing fairly similar to the early Final Fantasy games in terms of mechanics, the three Final Fantasy Legend games had some rather quirky, unconventional methods of powering up your characters, including feeding monster-type characters meat, praying to the random number gods in the sky that mutants would naturally grow the stats you wanted and simply finding stat-increasing items. Their narratives also blended fantasy and sci-fi in a way that will be very familiar to fans of later Final Fantasy games in particular.
• Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (SNES) — a simplified take on the RPG that is regarded with a certain degree of scorn by many Final Fantasy fans, Mystic Quest is a reasonably solid game in its own right with a great soundtrack, but is very easy. It was intended to be a gentle introduction to RPGs, and in that regard it succeeds admirably. Just don’t go in expecting deep, complex mechanics, because there aren’t any.
• Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1, PSP, mobile) — one of the greatest games ever made, and also one of the most complex, stat-crunching monstrosities of game mechanics you’ll ever encounter this side of a Nippon Ichi game. Final Fantasy Tactics takes the familiar Jobs and abilities of Final Fantasy and transplants the action to an isometric, turn-based strategic battlefield. It also ties it together with a borderline-incomprehensible but enormously ambitious plot that introduces us to the land of Ivalice, a game world that would form the backdrop for several future Final Fantasy games. Final Fantasy Tactics was subsequently followed up by a number of sequels for Nintendo handhelds.
• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles (Gamecube) — a bizarre multiplayer affair in which four players had to control their characters using Game Boy Advances hooked up to a Gamecube, giving them “second screen” functionality long before the Wii U, Smartglass and Sony’s cross-platform functionality with Vita and mobile. Truly cooperative, it demanded that one player carry a special item to keep a deadly “miasma” away, while the other three players fended off hordes of monsters and slowly advanced. An enormously ambitious idea somewhat hobbled by the necessity of having 1) friends, 2) friends willing to commit time to play a computer game with you, 3) friends with Game Boy Advances; I never got to play very far in it for reasons that fall somewhat into all three columns.
• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King (Wii) — a download-only title for Wii, this game had very little to do with the original Crystal Chronicles and instead was an interesting take on the “god game” genre. As King, you oversaw the construction of a city and the recruitment of adventurers to delve into the dungeons of your land. You didn’t actually go into the dungeons with the adventurers yourself, however; you simply sent them off to do their thing and read reports of what they got up to when they returned. If they returned. Surprisingly compelling.
• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a Darklord (Wii) — while it would have been easy to just reskin My Life as a King with a more evil theme, My Life as a Darklord is instead a tower defense title in which you, as the titular Darklord, must defend your mobile tower base from incoming enemies.
• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers (Wii) — an action-adventure for Wii in which the enemies don’t so much power up in terms of stats as you progress, but start using more advanced tactics and AI.
• Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light (Nintendo DS) — the predecessor to the 3DS’ Bravely Default, 4 Heroes of Light is a relatively conventional RPG for the DS, but does incorporate some interesting cooperative multiplayer functionality.
• Final Fantasy Dimensions (Mobile) — a full, original, old-school Final Fantasy released on mobile episodically. To date not available anywhere but mobile, much to the chagrin of people who don’t like playing games on mobile.
• Final Fantasy Brave Exvius (Mobile) — a traditional-feeling take on Final Fantasy fused with the popular “gacha” mechanics of modern free-to-play mobile games, this game, put together by the developers of the excellent Brave Frontier, is a fine way to waste time on the toilet.
• Mobius Final Fantasy (Mobile) — one of the most technically impressive games on mobile, this game likewise incorporates free-to-play gacha mechanics but instead focuses on a single character with some highly interactive, board/card game-style turn-based combat.
• Chocobo Racing (PS1) — Final Fantasy Kart. What more do you need to know?

The reason these numerous spinoffs come to mind is that I’ve spent a goodly portion of this evening playing one of them that I haven’t mentioned above: Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo’s Dungeon for Wii. I picked this up for a couple of quid from CEX a few months back, and decided to give it a go this evening.

It’s one of the most charming games I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing.

Taking on the role of a chocobo called Chocobo, you explore numerous randomly generated dungeons, fight turn-based battles against enemies, find phat lewt, get cursed by some of it, play the local moogle at card games and, when you feel like it, rescue the town of Lostime from whatever awful apocalyptic disaster caused it to disappear from the known world and everyone to forget everything that was ever important to them every time the Bell of Oblivion rings.

I’m very early in the game so far so I’m loathe to say too much about its mechanics and story, but it’s already charmed me with a combination of series fanservice (particularly in the music department) and some solid roguelike-esque gameplay. I’m looking forward to playing more, and this will doubtless be my main distraction tomorrow while I endure the long wait for No Man’s Sky to finally unlock on Steam!

The moral of this story, then, is that you (yes, you) don’t hate Final Fantasy. You hate Final Fantasy VII. Or VIII. Or XII (how could you, you monster). Or XIII. Or XIV. Or “the NES ones”. Or… you get the idea.

What I’m trying to say, then, is that if you’ve previously written the series off in this way… don’t. The series as a whole, including its non-numbered spinoffs, represents one of the most interesting and diverse selections of games out there — not to mention a great cross-section of gaming’s evolution from the NES era right up until today.

Now I’m off to go explore some more dungeons with brave little Chocobo. DONNNNNG.