#oneaday, Day 250: No!

The most difficult word to pronounce in the English language is not the one with the most syllables. For starters, opinion differs on exactly which word is the longest and most complicated one. “Floccinaucinihilipilification” is right up there, for one, but then “guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride” is pretty long too, but it is a shampoo ingredient and technically three words. Then there’s some weird science thing called “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” which picky Scrabble players reject because it doesn’t fit on the board and is also a word made up by SCIENCE! which therefore doesn’t count.

In fact, the most difficult word to pronounce in the English language is “no”. One of the shortest words there is. You can’t get much shorter than one syllable really. You could say nothing, but then you’re, well, not saying anything. So we can establish that “no” is one of the shortest words out there. There are ones with less phonemes or whatever that nonsense they teach in primary schools is now, but… just no, okay?

The reason “no” is a difficult word to pronounce is not because of its complexity. It is because of the emotional connotations. No is a negative, and using it often implies some sort of negative consequences.

Interactive Thought Exercise™ time! Consider how you would feel if you asked any of the following questions and the answer was “no”:

• Will you marry me?
• Do you like me?
• Is this picture I’ve drawn you the best thing you’ve ever seen?
• Would you like to play Scrabble with me?
• I know we’ve only known each other a little while, but I really like you so I thought it’d be kind of cool if we could go and, you know, grab some coffee sometime or whatever and then see what happens—what do you say?

But then what everyone forgets is that, paradoxically, “no” can actually have positive connotations too.

Interactive Thought Exercise™ time again! Consider how you would feel if you asked any of the following questions and the answer was “no”:

• Is it cancer, Doctor?
• Do I look fat in this dress?
• Have you ever been to bed with a better lover than me?
• Have you ever seen anything more impressive than that awesome thing I just did?
• Is there ever going to be another series of The X-Factor?

The thing is, though, it’s easier to focus on negative things than positive things. Who knows why this is? It appears to be one of those things that is bundled under the heading of “human nature” when neither the scientists or the psychologists can be arsed to work out exactly why it happens. But it happens, regardless. Sometimes we want to say “no” to something because we don’t want to do it, because it makes us uncomfortable or perhaps because the prospect of it terrifies us. But we don’t. Because we put ourselves in the shoes of the person who is asking us something and we imagine how they’d feel or react if we said “no” to them. We don’t want to hurt their feelings or look like a dick.

Chances are, of course, they wouldn’t react in the way we were thinking. And a key part of learning to be assertive is learning how to say “no” to these things. But it’s still difficult.

Of course, some people have absolutely no problem saying “no” to anything and everything. And, like their brothers and sisters who argue with everything, regardless of context? We also call these people assholes.