1309: Dress-Up

A guilty pleasure of mine that I’ve always had is playing dress-up. It doesn’t matter if it’s in reality or in some sort of virtual world (more commonly the latter these days, to be honest) — I love picking out outfits and accessories and attempting to coordinate and/or clash them horribly. It’s ironic, really, given my own complete lack of interest in fashion — though this comes about more from being a big guy who can’t get any decent clothes that fit than anything else.

A number of different interactive experiences have scratched my dress-up itch over the years. Most recently, I’ve been having fun with the “attachments” feature in Namco Bandai’s Tales of Xillia, which allows you to deface all of your party members with various accessories, extra bits of hair and glasses, then enjoy your monstrous creations in battle, in the field and in cutscenes. Despite the potential for mischief, though, I’ve stayed largely restrained and sensible: protagonist Milla is sporting a pair of elf ears (that really suit both her looks and personality); “childhood friend” character Leia is sporting some adorable pigtails and half-rim glasses; young girl Eliza has her adorability factor amped up to 11 with the addition of wiggly rabbit ears and a fluffy tail.

Final Fantasy XIV has its share of amusement value from clothing and appearance options, too. I spent quite a long time on creating the look of my character this time around, eventually settling on a Hyur (human) female with red hair (of course) with some bright highlights giving her a slightly “frosted” look — very Final FantasyXIV’s character creation tools give you a wealth of options to play with, some of which you’ll only ever see in cutscenes, but it’s nice to be able to take advantage of them. My character, for example, has a small heart-shaped tattoo on her cheek that is all but invisible unless you look closely, and also has odd-coloured eyes. No-one I’m playing the game with will notice those things as, generally speaking, you don’t get close enough to other players to see that much detail. But when I see her doing her thing in cutscenes, I’ll see those little details I added and she’ll feel like my avatar, rather than something arbitrarily chosen for me.

I used to play on a roleplaying server for World of Warcraft, which meant a significant proportion of my time in the game was spent sitting around talking to other players and pretending to actually be our characters. It was a lot of fun, particularly as WoW offered you a few “non-combat” outfits that you could dress in. Since my character was a skilled tailor, she’d managed to make herself a nice array of different dresses to suit various occasions, and it was always fun to show up in a new outfit and have it acknowledged.

This particular guilty pleasure of mine means that there’s one type of DLC I have a total weakness for, even with my general like of nickel-and-dime pointless DLC that doesn’t add anything to the experience, and that’s costume DLC. If I have the option to customise my characters’ appearances further with new downloadable costumes, chances are I will take that opportunity. This likewise means that if a game provides the opportunity to earn a new costume by completing various challenges, I will generally drop everything I’m doing to try and earn that costume. I recall a ridiculous amount of grinding in Dark Chronicle (aka Dark Cloud 2 to earn a leopard-print bikini, but man, it felt good to finally earn it and subsequently take on the final boss in a woefully underdressed state.

Anyway. I digress, before I start getting into a lengthy discussion of how immensely fashionable my Second Life avatars were in their heyday…


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