After the resounding success of the Help Wanted post from a few days ago, here’s another challenge for you all. This time, the ads are all in an attempt to recruit the parts people play in various board games, making them either more or less obscure depending on where you’re sitting. Or anyone who knows any of the answers to either post a massive geek.
So without further ado, here we go:
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WANTED: Exploratory self-starter with keen negotiation skills required for this exciting new opportunity. Play a key role in the challenges of running a successful startup. Candidates with an nderstanding of mining, logging, agriculture and bricklaying will have a distinct advantage. £DOE
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WANTED: Keenly creative cartographer sought for the mapping and development of a potentially affluent French region with ties to the monastic orders. Forward planning an essential quality. £good
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WANTED: Programmer with experience of languages such as LOGO required for exciting new factory-based robotics project. £OK
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WANTED: Investigator sought for project in Massachusetts. Background and past experience not important, but an open-minded nature and desire to explore the supernatural is essential. Some risk of death and/or mental disorders. £excellent
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WANTED: Crew for spaceship. Must deal well with crises under immense pressure and be able to tell their left from right. Good communication skills, forward planning and a collaborative nature are essential roles for the successful candidate. £allrightIsuppose
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WANTED: Crew for spaceship. Must deal well with crises under immense pressure and not be a cybernetic sleeper agent. £fairlygoodish
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WANTED: Family-focused agricultural type with good time management sought for ambitious farming project in 13th century Germany. Accommodation provided. £good with significant bonuses for good performance.
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WANTED: Spatially-aware type with fondness for single colour required for immediate start in collaborative, decorative block-laying art project. Must be focused on own contribution, potentially to the detriment of other collaborators’ work. £awesome
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WANTED: Are you a bit like Brother Cadfael? Then perhaps you belong with our monastic order. We seem to suffer a bit from violent crime and are in urgent need of new members of the Order to keep the peace. £voluntary
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WANTED: Travel enthusiasts sought for railroad excursions across the United States, Europe, Scandinavia and Germany. Must have a knack for booking entire routes and then inexplicably blocking them off for anyone else’s use. £pro rata
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WANTED: Bean farmers urgently required for spectacular new bean-farming opportunity. Type of beans unimportant. £dependent on performance
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WANTED: Electricity enthusiasts with good mathematical and financial skills sought for employment in Germany and the United States’ national grids. Must be able to count. Forward-thinking skills a distinct benefit. £good, but in a weird currency you’ve never heard of.
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WANTED: Ambitious megalomaniac type sought for systematic conquest of provinces by fair means or foul. This is a somewhat unpredictable position where you can be sure of a new experience every day. £variable
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WANTED: Warlike conquistador sought for conquest of entire world and/or stalemate situations with similar types. Must have considerable amount of patience and competitive nature. Would particularly suit people with too much time on their hands. £spectacular
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So, any ideas? Make your guesses in the comments.
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Minecraft? Turtle… ?
Minecraft isn’t a board game. 🙂
I know. But it should be.
I think that I have them all. Is the last one Risk?
I would hope you of all people would get them all. And yes, the last one is indeed Risk.
last one is Risk (I got it myself honest!) and I think #2 is Carcasonne 😀 (think that’s spelled right…)
So close. Carcassonne. 🙂
I can only figure out these ones:
1) Catan
2) Carcassonne
8) Blokus
10) Ticket to Ride
14) Risk
Correctamundo. Anyone able to fill in the blanks?
Ooh! Ooh! Tetris! <3
NOT A BOARD GAME. grah. 🙂
1. Settlers of Catan
2. Carcassonne
3. Robo Rally
4. Arkham Horror
5. Space Alert
6. Battlestar Galactica
7. Agricola
8. Blokus
9. Mystery of the Abbey
10. Ticket to Ride
11. Bohnanza
12. Power Grid
13. Small World? This one could be any number of games.
14. Risk
#13 Could also be El Grande or Cosmic Encounter.
I am changing my answer to #13 to the correct one: Dominion!
Give that man a round of applause. Though I really shouldn’t be surprised. 😉