#oneaday, Day 125: 3D Red Split Dot Dead Second Game Redemption Velocity Heroes

No, this isn’t another blog post about search terms that will find my blog, though it’s entirely possible that the phrase above can now be used to locate me. This is going to be a short post waxing enthusiastic about some of the awesome new releases us gamers have seen recently. And it’s not even all of the ones that are available.

Through some judicious trading-in and knowing where to go to get some decent deals, I managed to score copies of 3D Dot Game Heroes, Red Dead Redemption and Split/Second. And you know what? They’re all awesome. Here’s why:

3D Dot Game Heroes

Well you try drawing a fucking 3D stickman, then, smart-arse.This one is incredibly simple to discuss. If you liked The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past then you will like this, because it’s the same game. Well, actually, that’s not quite fair as there are a few extra bits and pieces that the old Zelda games didn’t do, such as the ability to customise how your sword upgrades and so forth. But overworld, dungeons, bombs, hookshot, boomerang, bow and arrow, empty bottles and all manner of other distinctly familiar things are present and correct.

The twist is, of course, it’s in 3D. Sort of. It still plays like the 2.5D game that LttP was, it’s just rendered in a gloriously different “3D pixel” look, where characters are still familiarly 8-bit in appearance and animation, but have some depth to their appearance. There’s also a gorgeous tilt-shift effect on the camera as your character moves from the foreground to the background, too, which gives you the impression you’re looking down onto a tiny, tiny world made of blocks.

One of the most entertaining things about the game is the character editor. You can build your own character one block at a time and animate them to be your avatar in the game. It’s great fun, and enormously satisfying to see your creation wandering around the game world wielding a sword which is about five times their size.

It’s a tough game, as the older Zelda titles tended to be, but never overly unfair, at least not in the part I’ve played thus far. There’s plenty to see and do and, in good Zelda tradition, there’s a ton of completely optional sidequests too.

Split/Second

Actual in-game footage.

Or Split/Second: Velocity to give it its full name, complete with unnecessary subtitle. How many people have wandered into a shop, seen that and asked if they have “the original Split/Second in stock”? Some people really are that stupid.

Anyway. If you’ve played the demo you probably know what to expect. Race cars, blow things up. What the demo doesn’t quite prepare you for is how utterly involving and terrifying the full game is. The whole thing is tied together with a beautifully-produced “TV show” aesthetic that uses graphic design, special effects and music straight out of an American version of a TV show such as Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares or the like. Only instead of dealing with an ailing restaurant, there are cars and big explosions. And the explosions are big. Many levels see you gripping on to the controller for dear life as, for example, a cruise liner in drydock comes sliding down towards you as you pray desperately you make it through to the other side.

Then there’s the non-race game modes. “Air Strike” sees you attempting to survive as long as possible while a helicopter gunship fires missiles at you, for example. It’s an enormous amount of very silly fun, and is a game that features one of the most consistent and stylistically-appropriate aesthetics that I’ve ever seen in a game. So hats off to Disney’s Black Rock Studios for that.

Red Dead Redemption

Ah'm a cowboy. Not the Brokeback Mountain kind.

Aka “that cowboy game” or Grand Theft Horse-o. Red Dead Redemption is a spectacular achievement, with an enormous world to explore and ride around, tons of things to do besides the “story missions” and a real sense that you’re part of the twilight years of the Old West. The game is plain fun to play, whether it’s in single-player or the peculiar multiplayer mode, and there is enough stuff there to keep you busy for a very long time. Hopefully, though, this won’t mean that it falls into the trap Grand Theft Auto has traditionally fallen into, meaning that no-one will ever finish it. That would be a shame, as the writing and voice acting are very good and deserve to be seen.

The one thing I will say about this one, though, is that it’s one of those games that almost feels too big. Once you get to the stage where you can ride off freely, a couple of hours into the game, you’re confronted with this massive open world and your brain’s first reaction is to go “Which way? MAAAAAAAHHH” before dribbling out through your ears. Fortunately though, whichever way you ride off in you’ll find something to do, whether it’s one of the “challenges” that require you to hunt down particular pieces of wildlife, a “Stranger” who gives you a sidequest that you can complete at your leisure, a random in-world event such as bandits attacking a stagecoach or, indeed, the game’s story missions.

EDIT: Also, you can punch a horse in the face. How could I have forgotten to mention that?

EDIT: Also, this.

So these three are certainly plenty to keep me busy for a while. And there’s still a growing pile of shame to get through as well. Ye Gods, what have I done?


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