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By: Pete Davison: Day 365 and Other Stories « The One A Day Project

Pete Davison: Day 365 and Other Stories « The One A Day Project — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:13:58 +0000

[…] town and forged several close friendships as a result and, of course, the day you decided to write all about cock." Images flashed past rapidly as he spoke, ending with a close-up of a penis that I really […]

By: #oneaday, Day 19: Day 365, or: Judgement Day, or: Judgment Day, or: The Best Of 2010 (And A Bit Of 2011) | I'm Not Doctor Who

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By: One A Day Picks of the Week – 5th to 11th April « rudderless

One A Day Picks of the Week – 5th to 11th April « rudderless — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:35:33 +0000

[...] paean to Texas Hold ‘Em is another personal favourite, as is Pete Davison’s post about the propensity for young men to draw penises. And Rhiarti’s entry about small acts of kindness deserves one in return from you, dear [...]

By: angryjedi

angryjedi — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:37:55 +0000

In reply to unmanneddrone. An epic and inspirational story, sir. I salute you.

By: unmanneddrone

unmanneddrone — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:16:14 +0000

My greatest achievement in senior English was covertly and lovingly defacing a Macbeth textbook. I love Shakespeare, but this class was dreadful due to a teacher obviously educating by numbers. In the front of the text was a series of black and white illustrations with character descriptions and a breakdown of the scenes for the troglodytes. I carefully spent a term using tip-ex/white out gaining clear real-estate on various characters, upon which I crafted some of the most vein-ridden penises known to man. No gender was safe. Ladies of the court had python-like phalli appearing from under their dresses, snaking their way across the flagstones. The witches became strange gender-bending hags, their cauldron home to a reclining penis enjoying the hot water. There were about thirty covert penises within the book by the end of the term.

The glorious thing was, this book was returned and made it to extreme notoriety, flying under the radar of the librarians in charge of scouring the tomes for ballpen vandalism. All it took was white-out and an office-grade black pen for students in lower year levels to become that much more interested in Shakespeare.